off topic but cloumello, obimas and montegrandelee had to just interact with me this month at nearly the same time what the fck is happening please i just want to have a normal month
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ASEAN: I want to throw someone out of the window.
EU: Throw who?
ASEAN: Anxiety.
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Philippines: Have you seen the matchbox?
Thailand: I get it. You're going to light fire to the house like you sometimes and always do. You're going to not pay for it once again. Yo-
Philippines: I just wanted to have roasted marshmallows? Come on man.
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Indonesia: What's your experience with Timor Leste?
Malaysia: One day, we were arguing;
Indonesia: Uh huh
Malaysia: Then I asked him for some water.
Indonesia: Yes?
Malaysia: He came back with a cup of ice and said "wait..."
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Cambodia: If Laos and I were drowning, who would you save?
Vietnam: You two can't swim?
Laos: It's a hypothetical question, Nam! who would you save?
Vietnam: my time and effort.
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UN: I know you snuck out last night, Singapore.
Brunei: Play dumb!
Singapore: Who's Singapore?
Brunei: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Taiwan: *Screams*
China: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Vietnam: Should we do something?!
Philippines, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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UN: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
EU: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
WHO: I personally was created in a lab.
WTO: I just straight up spawned lol
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Malaysia: South Korea... How do I begin to explain South Korea?
India: South K. is flawless.
Nepal: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Myanmar: I hear they do car commercials.
Japan: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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ASEAN: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Singapore: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Hong Kong: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Singapore: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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Laos: I can't do the modules, tomorrow's the deadline and I literally cannot finish this.
Myanmar: I'm really busy right now, so good luck.
Laos: Thanks.
Laos: *writes 2+6 = 3*
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Indonesia, trying to convince Timor to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Malaysia: And loud!
Philippines: And grumpy!
Vietnam: And oblivious to reality!
Timor Leste:
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