HI LONG TIME NO SEE SORRY :(
This time, this isn't straightly asean-based, so other countries outside asean will pop out lol
(most of the quotes here are based off of movies because I literally ran out of ideas)
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Phil: We're off to save the region! *pulls out arnis sticks* No obstacles to beat!
Indo: *pulls out bamboo* yeAh!
Mal: *pulls out kirambit* You said it!
Phil: Together, we will save Southeast Asia or die trying!
Phil and Indo: *runs off screen*
Mal, frozen in place: ......Die..?
Phil and Indo: *goes back on screen and carries Mal off screen*
Mal, offscreen: Die?......
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SAARC: Come on Cee, you have to pick someone sooner or later. Time is ticking.
ASEAN: South, I can't pick someone that I'm not in love with.
SAARC: You want love? B u y a d o g .
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Thai: You stepped on 8 of my toes! Now I only have 4 left.
Nam: Two. Two left.
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Cam: Do you have a moment?
Nam: Sure. What's up?
Cam: You know, I feel so bad for turning you down at work earlier.
China, across the room: Good.
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Timor (talking about Singa's refusal on letting him join ASEAN): I swear, he keeps pulling me down. He's supported me for like one year, then when it's the 50th anniversary, he said no?
Papua: Oh please, he sounds like a deodorant.
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EU: *pulls out a framed drawing from a box, which is a drawing of his young self and Thailand with a door behind them*
UN: Woah, that's pretty!
EU: Oh yeah, Poland drew this.
EU: She loved the story of me being found outside of Belgium's doorstep.
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Czechia: Oh please, who else rhymes scary with library? They're weird.
Slovakia:
Slovakia: You think I'm weird????
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Myanmar: You're like the totally kindhearted glue that sticks us together!
*asean's phone rings*
ASEAN: Oh one sec.
ASEAN: *picks up the phone, happily* Hi! Glue speaking!
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Laos: Just to set the records straight, I do wash my clothes.
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UN: Monaco! Put the bamboo down!
Indo: I'm Indonesia!
UN: And I'm getting impatient!
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Singa: -And this is the color grey!
Mal: Wow, that looks like dark white.
Bru: No, that looks like light black.
Singa:
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America: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
NATO: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
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Phil: I really like Eminem.
Japan: I prefer skittles.
Mal: They are talking about the rapper.
Japan: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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SAARC: I desire moisture.
India: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Indo: Life is like Singapore. It's short.
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okay I'm done happy new year tooDLESSSS
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