☁︎︎❥𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲, 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘁|⌫ - 𝘗𝘦𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘜

Hi! This is Allister

Allister POV:

Allister ended her stream with a chaotic "SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAT I'M DONE I'M FUCKING DONE I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOWS ARE WARM CHAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" scream. They had been bullying her for being so bad, so she cancelled their entertainment.

The girl leaned back in her chair and sighed, exasperated. She grabbed her phone and rolled off her chair lazily. Allister knew she wasn't going to sleep for the next 20 hours at least so she busied herself trying to tune out the loud ass air conditioning and the fan going in a room across the house. Damn adhd.

Getting bored of laying on her floor she turned on her phone to look at Twitter. She saw several notifications with @'s and all that so she scrolled through them aimlessly, before one caught her eye.

Tommyinnit sent you a message: Hello! This is Tommy, as you can see. A fan told me we shou...

Oh? The girl thought as she pressed the notification.

Tommyinnit: Hello! This is Tommy, as you can see. A fan told me that we should do a collab, and after checking out your stream I think that's a good idea! Message me back whenever. Have a good night!

Allister smiled in surprise, this could be her big break, she'd never have to do school again with the money this blonde British fucker could get her.

Yes, this was going to be all about money. And maybe fun, but mostly hardly having to work at all.

Hi!! This is Allister, or Astrid I guess. I've kept on getting compared to you as the 'female Tommy'. I think a collab would be great! You can even farm twitch primes for me <3

Allister smiled once again and hit send.

She waited a few seconds before seeing a

Tommyinnit is typing...

Sounds good! Want my discord so we can plan easier?

The girl quickly typed out her discord before getting up and going back to her pc. She loaded up discord and waited. And surely, a friend request from Tommy came through.

Allister quickly accepted and opened messages. They both sent quick greetings.

Astrid: Ok this'll seem dumb but I have adhd, if it wasn't obvious by my dissociative chaos 'I got 10 hours of sleep in the past week and it was 20 minutes ago' stream and my thoughts are gonna be seriously fucked as well as my typing. This is my long explanation of 'call me please'.

Tommy: Could've just asked woman

Incoming call from: Tommyinnit

Allister clicked accept and her screen was transported to the discord call screen.

"Wow, this wasn't something I expected to happen, y'know, ever. I'm gonna make so much money." The girl leaned her head back and cackled.

"And here I thought you liked my personality, but you're just a repeat techno. Bitch." Tommy faked a sad voice.

"I'm sitting here at 2:30 am off my adhd medication on call with THE Tommyinnit just because one of my fans thought we were the gender bend of each other. I might need to take those adhd meds so I can see this as a hallucination." Allister joked.

"Oh shit am I a hallucination? Fuck" The blonde boy laughed.

"Nah, nah.. unless you are?"

"STOP. Also did you say it was 2:30 there?" Tommy asked.

Allister checked the clock. "'Tis true, yes indeed."

"What the fuck, and also same here, where do you live?" The disembodied voice from Allister's computer questioned.

"Kinda sus bro" She giggled.

"OH SHUT UP DICKHEAD" He shouted into his microphone. "I didn't mean it that way, obviously."

"Brighton, why? I've lived here since I was a kid. We moved from France, been here around... 12 years? I have friends in France since we visit often but yeah, Brighton's my home." She replied.

"No fucking way. I live in Nottingham, but Wilbur lives in Brighton." Tommy spoke in disbelief.

"Should I know a Wilbur.. AH incel boy!"

"INCEL BOY?" Tommy wheezed.

"'Tis only what he is, for Jared is in- an egirl's bed but Wilbur's in her twitch chat." Allister spoke in her fancy voicem courtesy of adhd.

"I'm messaging him that right now. He's gonna cry."

"Oh no please don't make simp man cry"

"STOP YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY FROM LAUGHING!"

"SUCK IT LOSER"

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN MALE!"

"SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, CURSE THIS BODY YOU!"

"What the fuck is this conversation" someone leaned there head in through Allister's office door.

"Oh- uh- hey Landon!" Allister said to the man standing groggily at the door.

"Who the fuck are you on the phone with at 2:47 in the fucking morning."

"I didn't know you were home, anyway streamer schedule hashtag lol."

"Please take your adhd meds Alice and let your family sleep." He sighed.

"K sure bro, anyway bye Tommy, my beloved brother needs his beauty rest, for he is ugly."