I mean, they're pancakes

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Allister POV:

AllisterTWO went live!

Allister looks at the notification on her friend's phone. She laughed and tossed it onto the couch.

a/n: y'all ever forget your character's name and have to go fucking look for it? Me too

Florence had been on stream several times, this wasn't new.

"YO FLOR! SHOULD I PLAY ASSHOLE? CAUSE 1950s MOM?"

"DO IT!" Florence shouted back.

"BET!"

Allister turned on 'Asshole' by Dennis Leary.

She let it play once, her chat wondering what the fuck was happening.

The girl turned the music down and unmuted herself.

"HELLOOOOO CHAT! You know when I made that post I had an idea. A sexist one, cause you know why go to school and get an actual job," she turned on her camera. "When you could stay in the kitchen and cook all day?"

"And why not do so while making fun of the rebellious British teenagers of the world, America!" Allister turned up the music, right as it yelled "I'm an asshole!" for the first time.

Florence made her appearance, tossing her hair over her shoulders. Chat loved Florence.

"Alli, what the fuck are you even making?" Florence giggled.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Allister through up her hands excitedly.

The two pondered the idea a bit before finally deciding upon pancakes.

"Don't you cook like, a lot?" Florence asked while whisking batter.

"Yeppers" Allister responded.

"THEN WHY DO A COOKING STREAM YOU'RE ALREADY GOOD AT COOKING!"

"WELL I'M NOT ABOUT TO COOK A 5 STAR LIKE 12 POUND STEAK ON STREAM!"

"WHY NOT?" Florence screeched.

"Good question."

Florence and Allister continued on in silence for a bit, they did this frequently, screaming at each other about something and then proceeding to ignore it. Chat found the ordeal very funny.

After successfully cooking? Baking? Anyway, making pancakes, the girls stepped back and looked at their work.

"Huh." Florence spoke, staring at her misshapen pile of either undercooked or overcooked pancakes, next to Allister's pile of nicely browned pancakes, but they both knew they were undercooked on the inside.

"We're excellent cooks." Allister tossed her hair dramatically.

"Sure, sure." Florence giggled.

"Alright, well, neither of us want to eat these so guess what, streams over good bye bitches."

"That was aggressive." Florence laughed.

"If I was nice they'd wonder what happened to me."

"Toxic streamers be like: Alli" Florence poked fun at her.

"OH SHUSH UP!" Allister cackled. "You're worse than Hannah."

"I'm not worse than that bloody American girl, excuse you." Florence tossed her hair.

"You are in Minecraft!" The blonde took off out the front door, knowing she was going to be yelled at.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT I'M AMAZING AT BEDWARS!"

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