Short Stories

In Your Face Jackass

Megan

        "Casey! I brought cupcakes!" I called, running right in front of the Princessas. She jumped excitedly.

"Yaya! I want one!"

"Wait, I have an idea..." I set the cupcake container down on the table. I took one in my hand, giving Casey one as well, and walked over to the group of Princessas.

And I smashed one in Ryan's face.

"What the hell, Workman? What was that for?" He glared at me. I held the cupcake in my hand and smirked. 

He licked some of the frosting off and shrugged, "This is actually really good." Oh my god.

"Oh my god. If I had a prick, my boner would be showing," I said in my head.

"Excuse me?" Ryan chuckled, looked at me with an amused look on his face.

"Did I just say that out loud?" I mumbled. He nodded, laughing a little and smiling his irresistible smile that gave my stomach butterflies.

"Yep." Well shit.

"Uh, excuse me for a moment. I'm gonna go jump off a bridge. Here's your cupcake." I grabbed his hand, set his cupcake on his open hand, turned, and ran away. 

He watched me with an extremely confused look on his face.

Well I fucked up...
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Casey

        Well that's a great idea.

I picked up a cupcake and walked over to Joey, shoving it in his face.

"What th- ooooh, yum! A cupcake!" He licked his lips. I giggled.

In one swift movement I leaned forward and licked some of it off his cheek.

Thinking about what I just did, I ran away.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Just. Happened.

"Did you jus-" Megan looked shaken.

"Yeah." I mumbled. "Did yo-"

"Mhmmm. It seemed like a good idea at the time... but..." I shook my head.

"I just embarrassed the living crap out of myself... Let's take our cupcakes elsewhere and eat them quietly. Okay?" Meg nodded in approval and we ran away from the scene. THe bell rang, signalling that it was time to start first block.

"Wallen, Workman. Why are you late?" I lowered my head when I walked into the classroom. I felt bad for Megan because she had to deal with the stares coming from Ryan.

Oh well. I had to deal with this next block.

"Well, we were eating the rest of our food, Heimann." Megan said weakly, trying to avoid looking in Ryan's direction... Well it was kind of hard, considering that he sat right next to her.

"Eating what?"

"Cupcakes. Want one?" I asked, trying to hold in my laughter.

"Sit down, Wallen. You too, Workman. Just put your container on ther counter and don't even look at it. Got it?" I nodded, laughing as soon as he walked out of hearing distance. Megan turned to me, shooting me a dirty look.

"Fuck you!" She hissed, taking her seat next to Ryan. I smirked an blew her a kiss.

"Love you too, Workman." I sat down next to this random girl. I still had no idea what her name was...
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