Short Stories

Sleeping With The Player (Co Written with @CaseyWallen)

Briana

"He said what?" I demanded, glaring at Skylar.

"Yeah... He said that you two slept together last weekend at Coleman's party..." She trailed off.

"That f-" Just as I started, I was interrupted.

"Briana... Is what Matt saying true?" Brian asked, looking at me with sad eyes.

"No Brian. Why would you think that? You know how much I hate Matthew!"

"Honestly, I don't know what to believe." He turned around and walked away, leaving me freaking confused.

"Oh shit, man, you need to solve this. Brian is seriously gonna be a jealous brat if you don't clear this up soon." She laughed.

"Thanks Sky." I growled at her.

"Just doing my job."

"Well you suck at your job. You're fired."

"Fine. But seriously. Take advantage of this situation. Who knows what we could do." She grinned evilly.

"True. Skylar, you're a genius!"

"Really? Cool! So what's first? I think you should say his dick looked like a vienna sausage!"

"I wasn't thinking that... But we'll start off modest-"

"Modest my ass. Take advantage fully of this crazy train. We gotta ride it full on hard and rough!"

"I'm sure that's what Matt thinks," I grumbled under my breath.

"What?" She shook her head, "Never mind. But fuck going modest. We have to take serious advantage of this situatio... Actually, give it to me modest, baby." Sky joked.

"So Briana, how was my party?" Coleman walked over and dry-humped the air.

"Oh fuck off, you gay polar bear. Get the hell out of my breathing space. The party was fine and she fucked him so hard, he can't walk anymore." I blushed mildly.

"Skylar!"

"What? It happened."

"Keep my sex life private please." Coleman blinked at me.

"So they did have sex?" Before I could even speak, Skylar cut me off.

"Hell yeah they did." I attempted to take a swing at Coleman for being a douche, but Skylar pushed me back with her hand. "And another thing, Matt's dick is a sausage."

"Like, an Italian sausage, or Vienna sausage?" Coleman asked raising a brow.

"Vienna all the fucking way. Like a train." Skylar smirked. I mentally facepalmed.

"Train?" Coleman and I said in unison.

"Why so curious, Young? Wanna ride the sausage train?" He blinked at her, trying to decipher her words. "Aha! You're thinking about it!"

"Obviously." I said, looking at the reddening Coleman. "Is that red from blushing Cole? Awwwwe! So sweet!"

"Shut up, Briana. Go to your corner, the adults are talking." Skylar attempted to shoo me with her hand. I put my hands on my hips and glared at her.

"Yeah,about MY se-"

"Uh, this is getting too frigging weird. So, I'm gonna leave. Have fun and I hope you're not pregnant." Coleman smirked and left.

I lunged at him as Skylar grabbed me around the waist.

"There there. You can kill him later."
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