Because of this Conversation:
Skylar: Hey BJ.
Brian Jr: BJ? Isn't that what mommy does to daddy when they have their special time.
Briana: Excuse me???
Skylar: Exactly what I was thinking. Where did you hear that from. Brian Jr?
Brian Jr: Uncle Cole taught me that. He said that I couldn't tell though and that it was a secret and that if I told that he wouldn't tell me anymore secrets.
Briana: I'm going to kill him...
Brian Jr: Please don't hurt uncle Cole!
Skylar: *laughing insanely* Don't worry, sweetheart. She's just going to talk to him. A very LONG talk.
Brian Jr: Auntie Sky, what's a boner?
*Briana faints*
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Because of this event that will happen to him everyday at school:
Random kid: Sup BJ. On your knees and suck it boy.
Brian Jr: Oh buzz off.
Random chick: Get some action this week, BJ?
Brian Jr: Haha, very funny. I'm dying on the inside from laughing. *calls Aunt Sky* Aunt Sky, I hate my name.
Sky: I'll be right there.
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Because there are two Brians in the house now...
Briana: Brian, come here please!
Brian/Brian Jr: Coming.
Briana: I meant Brian.
Brian/Brian Jr: Yes?
Briana: Brian Jr, not you.
Brian Jr: Okay...
Brian: What's up, baby?
Briana: Can you take Brian to the store?
Brian: I will go to the store and take myself?
Briana: No, take Brian Jr.
Brian Jr: Yes?
Briana: Dear prada!
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And this is why, Briana Patterson, you should never EVER name your son Brian Jr.. Stick with Joey and Andy.
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Short Stories
Aléatoire"A short story is a brief work of literature, usually written in narrative prose. Emerging from earlier oral storytelling traditions in the 17th century, the short story has grown to encompass a body of work so diverse as to defy easy characterizati...
