Rantaro: Do people ask their crush for dating advice or a different person
Wakiya: ...A different person.
Rantaro: Ok, I'll go find someone else.
Wakiya: WAIT WHAT-
Rantaro, putting on a tuxedo jacket: Am I crazy or are the buttons broken?
Wakiya: Your crazy.
Rantaro: HEY-
Wakiya: The buttons are just for show.
Rantaro: ...
Daigo, to Rantaro and Wakiya: No, you two can't go alone. You'll start fighting over who can tear the door off the hinges the fastest.
Valt, walking through the wrecked doorway: OHHH, that's what happened here!
Wakiya: When you die, I'm not going to your funeral.
Rantaro: I love you too
Rantaro: You think you're so great...
Wakiya: Yeah! I do!
Rantaro, with tacos glued to his shirt: ...I have a problem...
Wakiya: Do you even think?!
Rantaro, offended: No!
Wakiya/Rantaro: *Insulting eachother*
Rantaro: Narcissist.
Wakiya: Pyromaniac.
Rantaro: ...Egoistic.
Wakiya: Beutiful.
Rantaro: ...
Wakiya: Shit.
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
