Ren Wu: I JUST SAID I WAS A BOY!!!!
Xander: Sorry, I'll pay for the door.
Xavier: Anyone got duct tape? My last screw got loos yesterday!
Quon, grabbing his skateboard: My condolences to any glass items you own. COWABUNGA-
Lain: Apologize for his death? I told him not to pet Harry.
Aiger: Anyone have a spare hair tie?
Laban: He's a perfectly safe animal- OH MY.
Ranjiro: I don't have room for textbooks in my locker, there's a comb in the way.
Gumita: HEYYY SUOHHHH-
Trad: The building's on fire! Help me tie these sheets together!
Kris: I got a full 4 hours of sleep so I feel great
Raul: Here ya go kiddo. A mechanical chainsaw, like you asked.
Kit: Thanks for the whale shark, Raul!!!
Cuza: Go ahead, handcuff me!!! I'll find a way to do a cartwheel no matter what!!!
Clio: Sure, I'm nocturnal. Definitely not just an insomniac...
Free: How about you eat the noDoze?!
Silas: *Cracks beer bottle over someone's head*
Deer, holding a wine glass: I'M A PARTY ANIMAL.
Valt: Is that coffee-
Toko: did I hear The Last Goodbye Remix Remastered 2009 Extended Version from Undertale?
Orochi: You think I can't make music with everything? Hand me that juice box.
Zac: Yes, I 100% fractured both arms signing autographs. Let's stick to that story.
Joshua: I think I have a secret admirer. Last night, someone left a knife on the bedstand, and earlier there was a chainsaw hanging from the ceiling!!!
Karina: Be right there, let me grab my fake ID
Ataru: mY dOrA tHe ExPlOrEr VeSt Is In ThE wAsH sO i'M wEaRiNg RED BOOTS-
Wakiya: Oh, take the money in my old wallet. I was going to throw it away.
Rantaro: Wanna help me rob the DumDum factory?
Theodore: Am I going to jail for any reasons except Shu fangirls being angry I got to hang out with him?
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
