Aiger: We're playing 'Guess how the car got in the mall'
Aiger: Why does that sound like a terrible plan that will definitely result in death?
Ranjiro: 'Cause it is.
Aiger: So we should follow the plan.
Ranjiro: In other words
Ranjiro: I burned my tongue and now I can't taste anything so I'm going for the world record of sardine eating.
Aiger: Sanities will be questioned
Aiger: *Chugs hot ramen*
Aiger: But not right now *Double fists anchovies*
Aiger: Suoh will bring the party supplies from the garage.
Fubuki: I'm in charge of making the cake-
Shu: Absolutely not.
Toko: I get to set up the balloons.
Naru: AND I'LL START A FIRE AND LAUGH AS THE FLAMES DEVOUR-
Everyone: ...
Naru: I might've misread the moment.
Aiger: I hate Mondays.
Naru: It's a Wednesday.
Aiger: AGHHHHH-
Naru: Thanks for letting me come! You're too nice.
Aiger: Agreed
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-