Daigo: Put me in the obituaries part of the newspaper when I die.
Clio: M'kay but you... read the paper?!
Jin: Daigo, that's old school.
Valt: ... WAIT YOU'RE GONNA DIE-
Principal Shinoda: You need to start thinking about the future.
Daigo: Oh, don't worry, I've been planning my funeral for months.
Ken: How's life?
Daigo: As a rhetorical question...?
Akira, staring at a Nespresso display: It's not a waste of time if you enjoy what you're doing!
Daigo: So... everything's a waste of time?
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
