Xavier: dO yOu WaNt To HeRe AbOuT mY eNcOuNtEr WiTh A bOaR?
Aiger: Sure!
Aiger, to Ranjiro: Oh god please get me out of here-
Principal Shinoda: Introduce yourself to the class.
Xavier: I like sleeping and lasagna. I hate Mondays and tofu
Principal Shinoda:
Xavier: Wait that's Garfield-
Xander: Ren Wu's here! Stop playing with the storm drain!
Later
Ren Wu: What'd you do today?
Xavier, foaming from the mouth: i MaDe A sEwEr RaT fRiEnD.
Cashier: This is monopoly money
Xavier: No it isn't.
Cashier: It says monopoly on it
Xavier: You're reading it wrong that's the dinosaur words for money
Cashier, over the intercom: We got an idiot in lane 7
Phi: What happened this time?
Hyde, in a full body cast: Xavier bit me.
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
