Wakiya: I'm being forced to ask you to the dance so, uh, ifyousayyesI'llendupdumpingyou-
Rantaro: If anyone's gonna dump someone, it's gonna be me.
Servant: We were investigating the VR Battle machine. It wasn't the Hizashi kids that overheated it, that blonde kid you hang out with spilled meat sauce on the circuits.
Wakiya: Eh, that makes sense
Wakiya, with his hand on Rantaro's shoulder: You're a terrible blader, a nuisance to BC Sol, the Comets would be better off without you.
Rantaro: And...?
Wakiya:
Wakiya: That's it.
Rantaro: You're bad at peptalks
Wakiya: Who said this was a peptalk?
Wakiya: Is this a date or are you gonna complain about when I ate those kebabs again?
Rantaro: Oh I have to choose...
Rantaro: *Screams*
Wakiya: This is your last chance how unicorns are scary or we're breaking up
Rantaro: ...
Rantaro: Will we still be friends-
Wakiya: Check please!
Rantaro: *Winks and pulls out stolen credit card* It's on me
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
