Shu, comforting Valt: What happened?
Valt: Toys R Us iS cLOsInG aNd ThER tHe OnLy OnEsWhO sElL PawPatrol mArBlEs CaUsE Amazon cLaImS tHeIr ChOkInG hAzArDs. *Coughs up small colorful balls*
Valt: Shu...?
Shu: Hm?
Valt: I need to tell you something I've been meaning to say for a long time...
Shu: Y-Yeah?
Valt: I really hope it doesn't ruin things...
Shu: G-go on.
Valt: I'M THE ONE WHO DROPPED THE SALAD BOWL-
*Running away*
Toko: Did... we leave the toaster plugged in?
Nika: I think so!!!
Valt: Quick before it starts a fire!!!! *Runs home while holding that stick with a bandana tied to it*
Valt: Can I have some coffee?
Shu: *Hands him a glass of Delight almond joy flavored creamer* Here.
Valt: *Loudly sips glass*
Valt: ...This is disappointing.
Valt, working at his mom's bakery: Sit here
Customer: Why are there 12 coasters on the table?
Valt: For drinks.
Customer: Is a 2 person table-
Valt: I got a bubble wand!
Bey Club:
Wakiya: Don't worry everyone! I found a YouTube tutorial of how to use it.
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
