Aiger/Ranjiro: *Having a normal conversation*
Xavier: Peep.
Aiger: Can you be calm for once?
Xavier: ...
Aiger: Thank you. So Ranjiro, you were talking about Tesla stocks-
Xavier: I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!!! *Runs into wall and passes out*
Phi: I think I'm going insane.
Xavier: Join the club. Members get a Nespresso gift card SO WE CAN DROWN OUR SORROWS-
Kyle: Do I need to buy more glue sticks too?
Xavier: oOoOh YeAh I aTe ThEm AlL-
Xander: What do you mean I can't babysit them? I trained Xavier and look how he turned out.
*Xavier, wearing bear slippers and eating berries from the forest*
Xander:
Xander: The kid already had a screw loose to begin with.
Xavier: Thank you for the meal. I am simply delighted you agreed to letting me enjoy that scrumptious meal with you, Mrs. Akabane.
Xavier: *Stands up and yodels*
*Motorcycle engine/horse noises in the distance*
Xavier: I bid you adieuUuUuU *Cartwheels out window*
Xavier: *Chugs carbonated water*
Xavier: cA- cAlL tHe AmBuLaNcE I cAn'T bReAtHeEeEeE
Ren Wu: Xander...
Xander: He's my student I can raise him how I want. Ok, 2nd hospital trip this hour!
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
