Shu, to Wakiya: You actually got all the Legends here?
Hikaru: Lui and Dante aren't here
Shu: I don't want them to be.
Wakiya: Lui just left to kill someone who threw a jawbreaker at Dante while saying he was talking too loud.
Silas: ...Good for him!
Dante, eating candy from a Home Depot bucket: I see Lain.
Hyuga: What'd you take so long for?
Lain: Harry's costume!!!!
Ranjiro: Is... that a tiny it balloon?
Lain: Mhm!!!
Silas: You spent HALF AN HOUR GETTING A RED-
Rantaro: How'd the hedgehog find an It costume and I couldn't?!
Wakiya: So everyone's ready to trick or treat?
Lain: HAVE A SAFE TRIP *Waves to Harry, who's flying away on the It balloon* We're ready.
Silas: TIME TO TP SOME HOUSESSSSS!
Hyuga: *Hums the Little Einsteins song*
Aiger: This'll be eventful-
Lui, dumping a Take One bowl of candy into his wagon: What did you get?
Dante: Candy corn...
Lui: *Kicks open door* HOW DARE YOU GIVE HIM TRASH CANDY!!!
Lui, handing Dante a bag of full sized Kit Kat: Here ya go.
Dante: Yay!!!
Hikaru and Hyuga: Trick or treat!!!
Ms. Hizashi: Nice try. Go somewhere else. *Closes door*
Hyuga: Rude.
Hikaru: Knock again.
Ms. Hizashi: The candy isn't for you.
Hikaru, whispering: Should we try a different approach?
Hyuga: BROTHER GOT RAN OVER!!!!
Ms. Hizashi, from inside: Happy Halloween.
Hyuga: I GOT RAN OVER!!!
Ms. Hizashi: NOO MY PRECIOUS- *Breaks through window*
Hikaru: ...
Hyuga: ...
Hikaru: :(
Silas: Free wake up.
Free, laying on the sidewalk: I'm just taking a power nap, keep toilet papering...
Silas: It's a two person job and the whole block's been covered.
Free: *Snoring*
Silas: Arghhh... Free get up there's an alligator.
Silas: ...Get up Joshua's coming-
Free: OH GOD! Pepper spray, pepper spray- NEVER MIND I GOTTA GO- *Runs halfway across the world*
Silas: ...ok.
Valt: This is a busy street.
Rantaro: ...
Valt: ...
Rantaro: Oh so we should jaywalk?
Valt: Absolutely.
Driver: GET OUT OF THE STREET STUPID TEENS!!!
Valt: I'm twelve.
Rantaro: *Yeets lollipop at driver*
Driver: OWW!!!
Rantaro: ...Can I have the lolli back?
Harry: *Loud chewing*
Shu: Is he eating the chocolate? He's gonna get poisoned-
Shu: ...Lain...
Lain: I- I ate all m-my candy.
Shu: All 12 Oreo packs?
Lain: *Nods*
Shu: And you don't have sugar rush?
Shu: ...Lain?
Lain: i- I don't think s- so
Shu: Oh no...
Ranjiro: It's nice to finally get away from people.
Aiger: Aren't I a person?
Ranjiro: No. You're a sheep.
Aiger: I WAS FORCED TO DRESS LIKE THIS-
Ranjiro: They sell realistic sheep costumes?
Aiger: I dunno but Naru found one-
Ranjiro:
Aiger:
Aiger: ...AtLeastIHopeSheBoughtIt-
Wakiya: Ok, let's play 'explain what happened to your partner.'
Rantaro: ...Valt wanted to trick or treat.
Dante: Isn't that what we're supposed to be doing?
Silas: ...*Hides toilet paper*
Wakiya: Rantaro came back after 15 minutes to tell me he almost got ran over AND SPENT THE OTHER 4 HOURS TRYING TO STEAL MY WALLET-
Silas: It's 1 am?
Rantaro: Valt's bedtime way passed then.
Silas: I think he followed Free to Pakistan.
Everyone: ...
Silas: It's a long story.
Shu: And Hyuga was also at the hospital when I took Lain there.
Ranjiro: They got sugar rush?
Shu: I don't know about Hyuga.
Hikaru: He lied that he got ran over and mom is making him spend the month in urgent care-
Rantaro: Why would he-
Wakiya: Well Rantaro stole another one of my wallets and we lost almost everyone but I think we had fun.
Silas: I'm gonna go home and toilet paper my own house.
Silas: And then blame it on Rantaro
Rantaro: Why-
Ranjiro: Can I help?
Rantaro: WHAT-
Silas: We should get Free and Valt to help too.
Rantaro: Nooo I'm moving to the Murasaki Mansion.
Wakiya: No you're not. We should probably all go before Lui realizes Harry stole twizzlers from Dante.
Dante: *Gasps* LUIIII-
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
