Kris, to Free: Just because you were hanging out with Lui doesn't mean you can kill someone!
Kris: ...Unless that someone is Joshua...
Kris: But other than that-
Zac: I got 3 shows tonight, what's your excuse?
Free: My roommate invited all his deer friends over and Rantaro rage eats at 3am
Zac: Mhm, classic. Bottoms up!
Free/Zac: *Devour 8 No Doze*
Cuza: Where's Free?
Kris: Sleeping.
Cuza:
Cuza: That's not helpful.
Free, getting pulled over: I'm not drunk he is *Point at deer*
Officer: Very funny sir-
Deer: *Hiccups*
Officer: ...Thank you for your time.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
