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Lui and Dante Part 2 (x7)

Dante: Even though we just met today, I know we're going to be good friends-

Rantaro: If you touch my fish tacos I'll kill you instantly.

Lui: *Breaks down door*

Dante: Luiiii I can't reach this!!!

Lui: And you thought to ask me?

Lui, to Shu: EXCUSE ME YA SON OF A-

Dante: *Gasps and cries*

Shu:

Lui:

Lui, to Shu: This is your fault.

Lui: I keep in touch with my enemies even after they die.

Dante: WHY DID THEY DIE?!?!

Lui: ...Moving on.

Lui, looking in the mirror, smiling: There's a serial killer on the loose.

Dante, from the kitchen: NOOO FRUITY PEBBLES-

Dante, hyperventilating: I've. Witnessed. Death.

Lui: Oooh do tell.

Dante: How does burying Spryzen in a hole help us win?

Lui, holding a shovel: It doesn't.