Lui: Now cover the hole with leaves so the police don't find me.
Dante: Ok-
Arman, going outside: Who's hiding from the police?
Dante: We're playing make-believe!!! *Throws oak chips on Lui*
Lui: *Nervous laughter* Yes.
Dante: *Saying the Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road joke*
Lui: Please shut up.
Dante: I can't be funny?
Lui: Oh? Yes you can. Tell me when you start.
Dante: Knock knock! Knock knock!
Dante: ...You have to say who's there.
Dante: Knock knock! Knock knock-
Lui: OH MY GOD JUST BREAK INTO THE HOUSE I'M NOT GETTING UP.
Dante:
Dante: Banana.
Dante: Guess what!!!
Lui: What?
Dante: You gotta guess first.
Lui: *Flips a table*
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
