Zac: This is the one night we can go unnoticed by fans.
Mick: Everyone will know it's you.
Zac: Oh no they won't. My costume distracts!
Orochi: ...costume?
Bowie: Your hair is the same.
Zac: Do you not like the style?
Freddy; Your outfit is the same.
Zac: THIS IS EXPENSIVE-
Orochi: You're not in costume.
Zac: So apparently my new bracelet doesn't conceal my identity.
Orochi, sarcastically: Who would've guessed-
Zac: I'm going as Chucky and Orochi will dress as the bride of Chucky.
Orochi: What? I'm not crossdressing-
Mick: OoOoH sOmEoNe LiKeS-
Orochi: Say that again and you're going as Barbie.
Freddy: HOW did we all even end up dressing as dolls?
Zac: Twas fate, my companions-
Bowie: They were half off at Taco Bell
Orochi: No, Zac forced us to.
Bowie: Uh... I got my attire from a fast food place
Mick: Again, French fry cups aren't hats-
Orochi: OH- OH GOD!!!
Freddy: What?
Mick: Can he dress as that!!!
Bowie: aLl ThE kIdS wIlL gEt NiGhTmArEs
Freddy: I'm wearing a Barney costume.
Zac: NEVER say that wretched creature's name-
Bowie: I think we're ready to Trick or Treat!
Zac: Hold that thought, you one. Something here is incomplete
Bowie/Mick/Freddy: *Fake gasp*
Freddy: What are we excited about?
Zac: Excitement? This is tragedy... OROCHI DOESN'T HAVE ANY RED HAIR-
Bowie: You don't deserve the title of a Superstar...
Orochi: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE-
Toko: That's offending.
Bowie: What is?
Toko: The McDonalds costume. My sister died trying to deliver food to that restaurant.
Nika: I'M RIGHT HERE-
Bowie: My family died eating at McDonalds.
Mick: I died trying to clean the Milkshake machine.
Toko: ...
Nika: ...
Bowie: ...
Toko: yOu CaN pLaY wItH mY dEaD sIsTeR tHeN-
*In the middle of a freeway*
Akira: Your outfit is, uh, interesting.
Orochi: Don't be nice. They tried to dye my hair red- at least it looks like fake blood. BUT THEN THEY GOT GUM IN MY BEAUTIFUL LOCKS-
Zac, putting glitter onto his costume with gold glue: Jeez, someone has an ego.
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-