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Principal Shinoda (x9)

Principal Shinoda: So a fraction of the pizza is-

Valt: Can it be a Hershey?

Aiger: Yeah, the white chocolate ones

Rantaro: With the Oreo pieces!

Principal Shinoda: Guys-

Principal Shinoda: How do humans get energy?

Laban: From the sun!!!

Principal Shinoda: Uh, no.

Kyle: Calories. Duh.

Ranjiro: Which is why eating French fries every meal is healthy.

Principal Shinoda: Rocks aren't living things; they can't stand up and trip someone.

Wakiya: If they could, it would be a pretty badass rock.

Principal Shinoda: Who wants to answer the problem?

*Silence*

Principal Shinoda: Who can answer the problem?

*All hands raise*

Principal Shinoda, as an online schoolteacher: Whenever I enable the chat why does everyone start pretending Among Us?

Fubuki: That's sus.

Suoh: Vote him out! VOTE HIM OUT-

Principal Shinoda: After a bee stings a person it loses its stinger and dies.

Naru: Bee deserves it.

Principal Shinoda: I explained figurative language for the eighth time, now do you understand?

Hae Jin: I am even more confused.

Principal Shinoda, as a job interviewer: Do you have any teaching experience?

Taiga: None whatsoever.

Principal Shinoda: Great! You're hired!

Chiharu: Do I have to do anything to apply for the job.

Principal Shinoda: The bar is set pretty low so that won't be necessary.

*The schoolteachers sitting in a circle, singing to Cocomelon*