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Sword Flames/SB Rios (x6)

Ren Wu: This is what we've been training for. *Cracks knuckles*

Xander: ...For what?

Ren Wu: The guy at the grocery store called me "ma'am" Prepare for war.

Ren Wu: Are you being nice because we're dating or did you break something and know I'll be mad?

Xander: I swear the car wasn't my fault this time-

Ukyo: There aren't enough rooms at your place.

Ren Wu: There are only so many people.

Ukyo: Sure, but what if you spill chili on Yugo's sword and need to hide from him because he's a straight up killing machine-

Ren Wu: You... spilled chili on Yugo's sword?

Ukyo: ...Maybe.

Ren Wu, looking at halved soda cans: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?

Xander: ...They weren't twist offs?

Yugo: I'm a 'destroy everything in my path' type of guy.

Yugo: Some bunny will trespass onto the training grounds, and I'll just grab my sword-

Yugo: It's an impulse.

Ukyo: Can you give me a ride?

Quon: Why me?

Ukyo: I lost my car hiding in the shadows...

Ukyo: There's no way I'm going anywhere with Yugo.

Ukyo: And Xander broke the door handles off and walks in through the giant whole he made.

Quon: Sike. I used my car as a skateboard and drove it off a ramp. It's broken.