Clio: Cuza, meet my vampire friends!
Cuza, shaking hands with someone wearing a bloodstained vest: Hi, I like your costumes!
Vampires: Costumes-
Joshua: Trick or treat!
Person: OH MY- your hair and makeup are so dead on. You really look like that hideous Burns guy.
Joshua: Thank you?
Kris: Wait, Free's still inside.
Free, holding a shield, grenades strapped to his clothes: It's not safe out there.
Kris: They're just costumes!
Free: But you can't tell which Joshua is the real one. *Grabs sword* We'll just have to destroy them all.
Kris: ... Just get in the car.
Nika: Hurry up we're not gonna be able to catch up with Zac's group!
Toko: I'm going trick or treating in Animal Crossing this year.
Nika: That video game?
Toko: It's very serious. Jack the Halloween god gives all the villagers PTSD and rips your character limb by limb when you accidently eat his lollipop.
Nika: Wut.
Karina: *Sees a Take 1 bowl of candy*
Karina: Jackpot.
Daigo: Ryota, WHAT did you do to my room?
Ryota: I took the Halloween decorations out!
Daigo: YOU MEAN MY FURNITURE?
Rantaro: Ello ello! You gonna tag along?
Wakiya, standing in the doorway: I have to wait for all the Kondas to get their costumes on...
Koji: *Steps outside, wearing sweatpants, gold chain neckalces, and a radio playing Megolavania on his shoulder* I was up late night ballin-
Rantaro: *Backs away slowly*
Ryota: Where do I buy scary costumes?
Ken: Hm, ask Daigo where he gets his clothes at.
Ryota: Ok-
Ken: nO nO i WaS jOkInG-
Ben, with a megaphone: YOU THERE, CHILD! DID YOU JUST DROP A CHOCOLATE WRAPPER ON THE GROUND? A DOG'S GONNA LICK IT AND GET POISONED-
Officer: Excuse me sir, can you stop harassing people?
Ben: OH? HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANIMALS!!!!
Person: Aw, what a cute little elf? How'd you make yourself look so small?
Lui: B*tch I'm not even participating in Halloween.
Person 2: A dwarf!!! Can I get a picture?
Lui: I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE STORE.
Xander: *Accidently shatters a doorway*
Yugo: I know you really like Superman, but jeez, don't get that into character!
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FanfictionWritten by a sleep deprived child at 3 am The jokes are as bad as the cover cause NOTHIN CAN BE WORSE-
