A Sun Lit Path

Chapter 37: "Epilogue"

The day started like no other. We landed in what was left of JFK airport and managed to get on the security bus to be scanned for radiation. These security guards seem to be little astronaut people that only have two stubby legs, a winder viser for them to see out of, they have a backpack on their back, each of them seem to be in colors or red, yellow, blue, orange, green, purple, pink, white, black, brown, and so on.

This is pretty sus if you ask me. Why would these sussy astronauts be among us? What could happen to this world? I didn't care much about that so I hopped on the bus to be escorted to my designated location.

When we sat down, Joey is still holding Simon who is sacred shitless out of his mind. I turned over to Joey and said, "r u good?"

Joey looks up at me and says, "I think we are gonna live in stone world."

Ryan speaks up to us, "I'm really thirsty right about now. Do you think they have cola on this truck?"

"I doubt they have cola here. Maybe it got wiped out of existence during the bombs dropping." Said Terry

"Rope? Lamp oil? Bombs? It's yours my friend. As long as you got the strongest primate high schooler on your side" says Ryan.

I look out the window and see many paper posters splattered on one wall. They read "COME JOIN THE  BLACK KNIGHTS run by Zero! We must destroy the Holy Britannian Empire and end their regime of dropping bombs!" That's so stupid I thought. Who would want to join something like that

The truck stop and the sussy astronaut who was among us dropped the back and released the back door. Once we walked outside and see the destruction upon our land nothing remained. Our homes and schools are crumbled, trees are brunt, and the grass is so dank that we couldn't tell which is which.

"DEKUUUUUUUU!!!" Once person screamed. I turned over and saw a broccoli hair kid under some rubble and a blonde spiky hair kid is screaming at him with tears in his eyes

"YOU DAMN NERD! Get up! All Might will be here at any moment! You gotta stay on just be a threat at least!" Said the blonde hair kid.

I didn't care to much as we hear Simon laughing his ass off at the two having a scene.

"Oí. What seems to be the big idea?" Said some weird kid with e=mc^2 on his shirt collar. "The name is Senku and you're all gonna help me rebuild with this world with the power of science!"

Joey says "Yeah no thanks I rather get ora'd to death by a JoJo."

"Yare yare daze..." said s sudden really buff kid with a high schooler black jacket. "If thats what you want... STAR PLATINUM!"

Before our very eyes, Joey is getting punched in mid air! His blood flying everywhere splitting all of us. His face is too mutilated to be recognizable and his poor glasses are all broken. Just like our table back home.

"JOTARO!" Said another kid with a purple pompadour. The same kid somehow restores Joey back to peak performance condition however, Joey's face isn't the same as before. His noes is a bit smaller and his jaw line is too extended outward

"PFFFFFFH JOEY LOOK AT YOURSELF!" Says Ryan showing him a mirror

Joey looks at himself in the mirror and says "well it could be worse. I could be stuck in the Krusty Krab with a pie bomb that Spongebob ate."

Terry is really quiet throughout this episode. But we aren't talking about him at all in this segment so forget about him.

Us four walk over and notice things aren't getting better. We followed the sussy astronauts to a long black road and notice a couple of people playing volley ball. Why would anyone be playing volleyball in this state?

"Nice serve Hinata!" Said the coach I'm assuming.............deez nuts

The sussy astronauts led us to an underground bunker with two people (a red head and blue haired one skating about in a separate park area (they're probably gay as hell but good for them)). Simon is freaking out about seeing the two gay lads for a moment but they quickly sprint away from him in his raccoon state. He hissed at them.

One person named "Tanjiro" in a white lab coat speaks up and says "Okay everyone we are gonna out you all in cryosleep until the radiation cools down." Said Tanjiro in his clamming voice

"Okay..." we all said in unison going into our chambers into cryo sleep.

Guess I do live in a sussy stone world with no cola at all. I wonder if I'm the imposter in all of this...?