༉‧₊˚🕯️🖤❀༉‧₊˚.
"ah, what a beautiful day. the sun is shinning, the birds are chirping, bitches are crying and complaining.. truly a perfect day for sleepi-"
the doors burst open violently, making the girl jump in her place and look at the intruder...
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AUGUST 3, 2005
it was one of those rare evenings, when the older imaushi actually came home. he wasn't alone either, his two friends tagged along. the three men relaxed on the couches after a long day of work and opened a bottle. "ah~, relaxing." akashi takeomi sighs with a bliss filled look on his face. the other two just hum in agreement.
certain doors open and footsteps echo through the apartment, making all three of them look up at the individual. they knew that today is when the festival's happening, so they expected to see the girl in a yukata. however their dreams were soon crushed. the female steps out, but not in a traditional dress. she looked all dressed up alright.
"what the fuck are you wearing? where's the cute dress? the sandals? your hair done up into a cute bun? are you going to a festival or a race?" takeomi screams, pointing at the female. she stops and looks at the bottle first, then at the three males.
"when have you ever seen me in a dress? besides, what if i get attacked? i won't be able to fight in a yukata." the girl explains, walks up to the table and downs her brother's glass of expensive whisky.
"OI!" wakasa shouts, veins popping on his forehead.
"sorry. i'm nervous."
"oho? nervous?" takeomi smirks. "have a date?"
"yeah.."
the three men freeze up, their brotherly instincts kicking in immediately. before she knew it. takeomi and wakasa were shaking her body back and forth and screaming at the poor female, while keizo sat there calmly. "WHO'S THE LUCKY BASTARD? IS IT MIKEY? DRAKEN? THAT WILD KID–what's his name again.."
"baji." keizo answers.
"YEAH! BAJI! OR IS IS SAMU?!"
"actually, i'm going with a girl. mikey's sister."
"YOU'RE BANGING YOUR LEADER'S LITTLE SISTER?!"
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN, I'M FIFTEEN! THE ONLY THING I'M BANGING IS YOUR TEETH OUT IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO!"
akashi chuckles suddenly, taking a cigarette out and lighting it up. the girl scrunches her nose in disgust, but doesn't say anything. "listen up, your big bros will give you tips on girls." he says making her roll her eyes.
"i'm a girl myself. i think i know shit better than three 25 year old losers who can't even get girlfriends."
"we don't do girlfriends. one night stands is where it's at."
"i swear to god i'll have random girls banging on my doors screaming about you being fathers in a couple of years."
"if they do, we don't exist. remember that."
"you're a bunch of expired coupons, that's what you are."
