An Angel's Heart:
Season 3 Episode 6: My Sex
"Dad what the hell?" I yelled.
"What? I mean come on son!" he said,
"Your mother and I started as soon as we got together! We did it everywhere son, parks, beaches oh you name it! We even once did the horizontal Hula under a tree in Mount Yamamtau, Russia!" he exclaimed.
"Oh god dad. I don't wanna hear this." I said and closed my ears.
"Son, all I'm saying is that this is perfectly normal! I mean, sex is fucking wonderful son! There you have scientists researching on the eighth wonder of the world yet sex is right there!" he tried to say. I didn't budge.
"Yeah, we did." Rebecca said shyly.
"Babe?! What the hell?" I asked, looking at her face.
"All I'm saying is, we've done it before too." she said and swallowed her food.
"Attaboy' son! That's how we do!" my dad said and pat me on the back. I leaned back into my chair and sighed. Rebecca held my hand and looked at me. I stared back at her and she kissed me. There was food in my mouth and it ended up in hers, so her mouth puffed up.
"Baby, you look cute like a chipmunk." I said and kissed her cheek while she giggled. My dad then came back with a weird looking basket. It was closer inspection that it dawned upon me that the basket had inscriptions of penises. And that it was full of condoms.
"Go ahead, help yourselves." he said and laid back. I sighed as Rebecca explored the many flavors and brands she would like to 'try'. My dad sneaks me a nod of approval. This was because my dad always had expectations of my girlfriends in case we ended up together.
Dad's list of expectations:
1. Perky Double D's
2. Tall
3. Fair-skinned. He was against the Asians and the 'Black People of the south'.
4. Pretty
5. Juicy 'Cock-Sucking' Lips.
6. Not fat.
7. Nice figure.
8. Big blue eyes.
9. The biggest expectation. If he saw her he had to be turned on. Yes it was weird.
The nod if approval meant that all 9 expectations were satisfied. Which also means he is now horny. I shook my head at him.
"If you'll only excuse us for a second" my dad said, grabbed a condom and my mother and dragged both of them into the backyard.
"Baby I'm sorry about my dad, I really am." I said.
"Oh no worries, as long as he's fine with us being together." she said and ate her dinner. The nod of approval flashed through my head again.
"Now which one should we try tonight? I think this Grapefruit flavored one is fine but I'd like to yet tingling sensations first. So which one baby?" she asked me. I pointed to the one on her left randomly and kept the plates.
"Babe, can we spend the night here?" she asked.
"Why?" I asked, shoving the plates into the dishwasher.
"Well if we tried to go home first it'd be too late to try all of them!" she said and waved an array of 7 condoms at me.
"Ugh..." I sighed and nodded. She giggled and ran up to my old room.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
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This is an ORIGINAL story by Rudolph Benjamin Maxwell.
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