(I hope this is the right Jon.)
Jon was walking down his neighborhood someone is mowing their yard and it makes his nose tickle and he holds his finger under his nose as he HATES sneezing. I uh oh n no n not g gonna s sneeze n not g gonna s sneeze! The neighbor doesn't notice and keeps mowing and accidentally blows grass on Jon. AH ahhhhh heeeeh n n no I I it's j j just g g grass! I'm not allergic I'm fine I'm fine! He is violently rubbing his nose trying to quill the tickle but it's only making it worse. AH AH AH AH N NO NO NO! He is covered in more grass and is unable to holdback anymore. AHHHHHHSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He sneezes on the neighbor who now notices. HEY! Oh wait it's just your allergies sorry buddy. EHHHHSHOOOOOO HACHOOOOOOO ESHOOOOOOO ISHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I it t tickles HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW CHOOOOO SHOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW n no GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW s stop CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ASHOOOOOOO CHOOOO ASHOOOO CHOOOO SIIIIIEEEE CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO HIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEW SHEEEEEEEEW GSHOOOOOOOO GSHOOOOOOOO pl please GSHOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEW SHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bless you! "Snifffff" d don't b bless m me y yet! You gonna do it again? WAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bless you once again! "Sniff" t thanks I'm going home! Well ok then see you neighbor!
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