Thranduil: So then, this insolent little ginger comes up to me and threatens me!
Feren: *shocked gasp*
Thranduil: But of course, I handled it wonderf-
Helena: Right! Thrandy! You have a question!
Thranduil: Of course I get the first question! Go on then, what is it?
Helena: @SineadRobyn wants to know how long it takes you to do your hair in the morning.
Legolas: *giggles*
Thranduil: *glaring at Legolas* Well, miss SineadRobyn, let me tell you that it is all natural! I know! Hard to believe, right? But honestly, I woke up like this! Never takes any extra effort at all!
SineadRobyn: Are you sure?
Legolas: Nope! He's lying, he spends forever brushing it! I never get in the bathroom in the mornings, it's ridiculous! And don't get me started on the ridiculous amount of hair gel I find lying about!
SineadRobyn: Hair gel?!?!?!!?
Legolas: *nods sadly* I'm afraid its true.
Thranduil: How dare you make such awful accusations! That is not at all true! And you can talk! Eru, this has gone on enough! I don't want to see you any more, you cruel people! *storms out sobbing*
Helena: *cough* DIVA MUCH *cough*
Thranduil: I HEARD THAT!
SineadRobyn: *_*
Hope you liked it! I'm new to writing these so idk if its bad! Thank you for reading and remember to ask lots of questions!
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