Helena: *is shaking Legolas* LEGGGGLEESSS!!!!
Legolas: You sound like a Nazgul.
Nazgurl340: *pops up* That is NOT an insult *flicks hair*
Helena: Serioussslllyyy, hangovers do NOT last this long. You're being a spoilt little elfling.
Legolas: Well it's not my fault I'm used to being treated nicely.
Helena: *hisses* Eru give me strength! You need to come because there are questions that need answering!
Legolas: NO. Don't want to. *hits her with a pillow*
Helena: So much for beauty and grace. *hits him back* Now get up!
Legolas: NAH.
Helena: *rolls eyes* Suit yourself. *storms off*
Legolas: *pulls the pillow over his head*
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RachelMarkham: Hi?
Thranduil: Yes, another question for moi?!
RachelMarkham: Yep, as a matter of fact it is.
Thranduil: Speak up then child.
RachelMarkham: Would you ever have more children? If you could that is?
Thranduil: Hmm...I'm not sure. Children are quite useful for fetching and carrying things, and doing all the stuff that I should be doing. And Legolas does make a good warrior; although he could be better. But they're very tiresome. Noisy and loud and irritating. *pauses* Also...my love is not with me anymore.
RachelMarkham: Oh.
Thranduil: Well, I have Legolas and Tauriel my ward. I don't require any more little elflings to be happy!
Legolas: *walking towards them*
Thranduil: Even Legolas can be too much sometimes.
Legolas: WHAT!? You don't love me anymoreeeeeee! *runs away*
Helena: Do you know how long it took to get him here?????
Thranduil: That's why I don't need any more!
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