Legolas and Tauriel are hunting orcs.
Helena: Legolas! We have a question for you! This is @DefyingDeath
DefyingDeath: Hello! I was wondering how you managed to defy gravity in the Battle of the Five Armies?
Legolas: Well, I have very strong Elven abilities that make me lithe and agile. I'm incredibly light on my feet and have strong physical power.
Helena: *sings quietly* legolaassss! you're better than ussss!
Legolas: As I've also been training lots, and fighting orcs almost every week in Mirkwood, that makes me a popular choice for fights that might involve...jumping up things.
Helena: It makes him popular with the fangirls as well.
Legolas: *Screams and hides behind Tauriel* AHHHH! FANGIRLS! WHERE? ARE THEY COMING!? HELP ME TAURIEL!
Tauriel: *facepalming* Legolas, there are no fangirls. And anyway, some of them are nice!
Legolas: But what if they're not nice!? What if they try to cut off my hair again?
Tauriel: They weren't trying to cut it off, they were trying to see if it's as silky soft as all the fanfics say.
Legolas: *going pale* That's even worse!
Helena: To distract you, why don't you give DefyingDeath a demonstration of your gravity defying skills?
Legolas: Of course, my lady.
Legolas runs up a wall, does a double somersault and dives off, landing perfectly on one foot.
Tauriel: See, most elves are naturally athletic and flexible. Some even say we have near angelic strength* she performs a backwards flip and ends with her now pointed at the sky*
Kili: Wow.....Tauriel you're so skilled....wow...near angelic is right
Legolas: Excuse me, dwarf! This book is called Ask The Elves not ASK THE ELVES AND ONE NOSY STUPID DWARF! Anyway, it's my question!
Tauriel: It's okay, he can stay.
Kili: Tauriel, amrâlime...
DefyingDeath: Where did he even come from? *looks at Tauriel who is letting Kili braid her hair* Seriously, where DID he come from?
Legolas: I'm so glad that your question got answered but...I CANNOT SUFFER THE INJUSTICE OF THIS SITUATION. I'm leaving! *storms out with a sassy hair flip*
DefyingDeath: Does that run in the family or something?
Helena: Almost definitely.
Sorry if it's bad! Legolas can be a bit of a drama queen sometimes... Make sure you ask or dare anyone anything!
I hope you got the HISHE reference in thereXD
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Ask the Elves!
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