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okay so just so everyone knows;; i'm personally not uncomfortable with 'sexual' things since ya girl is 18 and ain't a virgin buuuuuuut i feel like i'm not comfortable enough to write about something really ';)' yet
SO in regards to this request.. i have another idea on how to write this and it's quite funny if you ask me, i personally think that it's still sfw but just has very... teenage boy discussions... read at your own risk
idk if it's safe for minors tbh so i hope someone who isn't a minor and can read this could tell me so i can put a warning
WARNING! a few sexual jokes and just casual sexy talk but no weird-sexy scenes
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"Guys.." I stepped into the living room slowly. "Can I have hyung-oppa line in my room please? And Sunoo- actually no, not Sunoo."
"What?! What is it? What happened? I'm curious," Sunoo looked at me with wide eyes.
They all did, actually. I'm being damn serious right now.
"I'll tell you later," I watched as the hyung-oppa line hesitate in getting up.
"Lala, you're glaring," Jungwon pointed out nervously.
"Sorry," I shook my head and licked the inside of my cheek. "C'mon," I cocked my head to my room before walking in myself.
I sat on my bed, leaning forward with my elbows resting on my knees. Jake and Sunghoon sat on either side of me (as we usually do), Jay sat on my desk chair and Heeseung sat on the vanity chair.
I snapped my fingers and pointed at the open door, my eyes not leaving the floor. Sunghoon got up to close the door. I'm not even looking at him but I just know that he's flustered.
"I'll let you make a guess on why I called you here. It has something to do with the shower," I said, finally making eye contact with the four of them.
I've never seen Heeseung and Jay feel intimidated by my gaze until today.
"Someone used your shampoo without asking?" Jake said with a small voice.
"No."
"Someone used your back brush?" Sunghoon asked.
"No. Think about it- why would I only ask for the hyung-oppa line?"
They all stayed quiet, trying to think of the answer.
"Who jacked off and didn't aim for the drain?" I blurted out.
All of them collectively looked away with the reddest cheeks I've seen them make.
"Where did you learn that vocabulary," Heeseung mumbled.
"Shit like this was normal in my school. I had guy friends too," I answered briefly. "Now come clean."
"I don't jack off in the shower," Heeseung leaned back on his chair more comfortably. Okay, he's exempted.
"Well?" I raised my eyebrows at the remainder. "I'll tell you why I'm making a big deal out of this shit."
They all raised their head to look at me.
"I sat on the floor of the shower to cry properly, yeah," I started off.
"Why were you crying?" Heeseung asked with worried eyes.
"The song I listened to had sad lyrics, okay? I couldn't control it- but besides that point!" I shook my head. "When I stood up again I noticed that my cooch was sticky," I stared into their eyes but still kept calm. "I panicked real hard for a few minutes before remembering that I'm on birth control and that the sperm is most likely dead. You're fucking lucky."
"We're sorry, Lala," the three said in unison.
"It's okay guys. I'm sorry for scaring and scolding you," I pat all of their shoulders, including Heeseung's.
"Is that it?! You almost got pregnant and that's all?!" Heeseung exclaimed with wide eyes.
"Well I'm not pregnant and that's all that matters," I shrugged.
"Wha- At least scold us a bit more!" Jay pushed my knee a bit.
"Why? Do you have a scolding kink?" I blurted out. Everyone snorted and covered their mouths. "Fine, here's one. Next time, please-" I demonstrated the proper way to masturbate (man style) by ejaculating towards the 'shower drain,' accompanied with my exaggerated impression of a man's moan.
"Kang Della!" Jake and Jay laughed out loud while Heeseung and Sunghoon covered their faces and hit me repeatedly.
"You know- it could actually be one of the boys outsi-" I cut Jake off.
"You scold them, I can't talk to them about this. I haven't done shit with them and they're minors," I shook my head with a scrunched up face.
"You're a minor!"
"Not internationally!"
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