Question 79: MARATHANS

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I dare Jeff and Ben to watch a 5 hour marathan of Adventure Time with Bob.

30 second later

 

Why is this boy wearing short?

BOB: SHHHH! I want to hear the doggy sing!!!

30 minutes Later

 

(Can a kids voice be this cracked up, what happened to puberty)*looks at BOB whos silent and chanting the theme song*

1 Hour later

 

*groans with annoyance* Who is this Chick with pink hair….

BOB: FLAME PRINCESS I SHIP HER WITH FINN, FLAMEHUMAN

THE FUCK?

3 Hours Later

 

This Flame chick has some street strength!

BOB: MARSHALL LEE~! COME BACK!

Don’t you mean-

*spits on my face*

YOU DICK!

BOB: SHUT THE CABBAGE!!!

5 HOURS LATER

 

Finally!!!Somemuch of my life was wasted!

BOB:*jumps up and down*

What’s wrong?

BOB: THERES A SEASON FOUR, A SEASON FOUR!!!!!

SIGNS OFF

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