ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 53: Bottles

TheBeastandTheBeast

Jeff I dare you to play spin the bottle with the other cps

BOB: Oohhhhhhhhh, SLUMBER PARTY!!!

You aren't fucking playing, your in time out!

BOB: BUT I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY!

Ben: Aww!

REAL BOYS DONT TAKE DUMPS ON ME WHEN I'M SLEEP. YOUR LUCKY I DONT SKIN YOUR ASS!!!

Ben: Welll...

BOB: I HATE YOU DADDY!!! *runsaway grossly sobbing*

Eyeless Jake: POPCORN!!

Scissor Mouth: I brought the weed!

*Eye twitches*

Pirate Percy: Hola!

Ticci Toby: Do you have some pancake mix?

Clockwork: *Holding Ticci Toby's Hand*

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

Puppeteer: You left the door open...

Zero: Serisously? *closes the door behing her*

Sadie: *giggles*

The fuck why are you here!!!

Kagekao: *whispers into her ear* 

UGH~!!!! Everyone form a circle, or I'll kick you out of my house, and when I mean kick you I mean kill.

*Everyone lazily sits around in a circle, while I went to get  a bottle and sit between Ben and Pirate Percy*

OKAY LISTEN HERE STONERS, SEX ADDICTS AND DICKS!!! WERE GOING TO PLAY SPN THE BOTTLE AND YOUR GOING TO LIKE IT!!!

Ben: *Groans*

Reggie: Oooh~! Can I start~!

*Shrugs shoulder, and hands him the bottle *

Reggie: *spins and lands on Ticci Toby*

Clockwork: OH HELL NO!!!* rolls up sleeve* I DARE YOU!!!!

Ticci Toby: Its okay, sweetheart dont worry.

Clockwork: *glares at Reggies*

Reggie: *walks next to Ticci toby, and kisses his lips.* 

Ticci Toby: see nothing too-*Reggie pulls him back for a more deeper kiss*

Clockworks: *eye twitches and pulls out a knife* HIS MINE!!!!!*stabs Reggie* 

Reggie: *picks up Ticci* Trooooooooooolllllllaaaalaaaa *smirks and runs away*

Clockworks: TOBY!!!!!!*follows Reggie*

....okay...

Ben: Sadie its your turn....*hands the bottle*

Sadie: *spins the bottle and it landed on Kagekao* Baby~! *opens arms up*

Kagekao: Darling *runs towards her*

*I stood up between* NO NO NO, GO KISS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! WE KNOW YOUR NOT GOING TO JUST KISS YOU NASTYS!!!!

Sadie & Kagekao: Awww*pouts while leaving the house*

Eyeless Jake: *Spins the bottle, and it lands on Pupperteer, he stands up and walks pass him* I'm straight...*and leaves*

Puppeteer: *blinks* ME TOO *voice cracks*

Haaaahaha~! Just leave with whatever dignity you have left.

Puppeteer: Fuck off *goes to the living room*

Ben: There's only 4 of use left?

Pirate Percy: *spins the bottle is lands on Ben, blushes brightly*....

Scissor Mouth: *Inhales some weed in a pipe* Do it, do it do it do it!!!! *laughs stupidly*

Ben: *shrugs* whatever, *places hands on Pirate Percy's cheek, and closes eyes*

Pirate Percy: *panicks and sprays pepper spray, Ben falls backwards* I CAN'T I CANT I CANT~!!!!!

Ben: *screams* WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!!!!

oohhh you said fuck 3 times *points*

Scissor Mouth: Were telling on you!

Ben: *tearing out of his buring eyes* What..

PiratePercy: *quietly escapes*

Ben: Im done, here's the bottle you two knock yourself out. *joins puppeteer int the living room.*

*stares at the bottle*

Scissor Mouth: *stares at the bottle* You know what this means..

..what..

Scissor Mouth: *pulls out some weed* WEVE GOTTA STAY HIGH ALL THE TIME!!!!! TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND~!!!!!!

*glares*

Scissor Mouth: Ooh, ooh, ooh, STAYING IN MY PAPER TENT WHERE THE FUN AINT GO NO ENDED.

...Scissor mouth....please stop.. you sound awful.....

Scissor Mouth: BUT I GOT TO STAY HIGH ALL THE TIME!!!!

*starts stabbing myself*

Signs Off