ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 39: Damn Snow White

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"OKAYYYYYYY JEFFREY I GOT A DARE FORR YOU!!!  Name all seven of SnowWhite's dwarfs. For every dwarf you are unable to name, LJ has to kiss you that many times."

This is way to easy!!

Ben: I doubt you know one...

Shut up Ben, and get Laughing Jake.

Laughing Jake: You called my love~

UGH! Your in a dare with me, so sit you stripe self down.

Laughing Jake: Ohhh! Goodies!!

Ben: Not for Joker over here.

*I punched his shoulder*SHUT UP DICK HEAD DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN.

Ben:....

Laughing Jake: *sits in between me and Ben* So what the dare?

Ben: If Jeff can't name a dwarf you get to kiss him. *winks*

*I pulled out a knife, and throw into his forehead*I TOLD YOU NO SPEAKING!!!!!!

Ben: *Falls over*

Anyways his right.

Laughing Jake: *licks his lips* I can already taste you~

 *I backward*Okay....

Laughing Jake: You may begin!

Okay, there was bitchy?

Laughing Jake: Nope! *Presses his lips on my cheek* Try again.

Um....*Rubs lips with my sleeves*Oh how about high, that dwarf was weirdly smiling...

Laughing Jake: Nope!* Presses his lips on my lips* Try again.

(EWWWWWW)I hate this some much, I'll just guess them all.

Laughing Jake: Oh so you weren't doing so before?

Grrrrrrrr....LET ME FINISH!!!!!!!!! PISSED, DRUG DEALER, WIMPY, NERDY?!?

Laughing Jake: *Chuckles*

WHAT!?!

Laughing Jake: I'm going to ravish you!

NO WAIT!!!!! I HAD TO BE RIGHT!!!!!!I COULDNT HAVE GUESSED THEM ALL-

*Laughing Jake roughly pressed his lips on mine, and wrapped his arms around my waist. I freakin bite his lip, but he only laughed, and started placing small kisses down my jawline. I gripped his hair with my hands and pulled on it. But he didn't budge, and the chair gave out to our weigh and we fell to the floor. He was still kissing my neck.

BEN YOU FUCKING PERVERT HELP ME!!!!! *Ben was under the desk that held the computer, recording us*

Ben: Payback....

YOU LITTLE-*Laughing jake, slipped him hand into my black jeans. And held my (THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO GO THIS FAR WHAT THE-)

*A Moan escaped my mouth, and my eyes widen (SHIT SHIT SHIT)*

Laughing Jake: Aww you like it, how about I *He jerked my pants off, and lowered his head to my (GOD, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU). He grinned but before he could pull off my boxers.

DOPEY!!!!!!!!!!!DOPEY!!!!!!!DOPEY!!!!!!

Laughing Jake: No fair, I thought you wouldnt remember *pouts*

Ben: *stops recording* damn it...

*I pulled up my pants and laid flat on the floor. I closed my eyes*

FUCK YOU SNOW WHITE!!!!!!

SIGNS OFF