ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 40: Starbuck's is like a blur

EmoResurrection

"Jeff, I dare you to go to Starbucks with Ben, drink as much coffee as you can and let Ben record the results of your hyper rampage".

Starbucks Entrance

Soooooo, this is the white coffee..

Ben: STOP!

HAHAH! Will this is mine dare so I can INSULT whoever I want!!! Becuase it is a fact that white girls like Starbucks.

Ben: *rolles his eyes* Lets just start.... *walks into the shop*

*Walks inside too* You know what ben, I've never drunken coffee before?

Ben: Oh really? Aren't you white?

I'm not a female. I have a dick.

Ben: Some girls have-

EH, OKAY, ALRIGHTY!!!!!!!LETS ORDER SOME COFFEE AND NOT CONTINUE THIS TOPIC...*runs over to the corner*

Woman: welcome to Starbucks may I take your order.

No.

Woman:okay...then what do you want.

It's not what I want it what you want.

Woman: eh?

Ben: oh god...

You want to get in this pant *smirk*

Woman: 😐

😏

Ben: just use any type of coffee make sure it has a lot of caffeine.

Women: okay? *walks off*

BEN!!!!!

Ben: Shut up player, let's go take a seat..

Whatever...

*we sat next to a clear through window*

Ben: So *pulls out a camera, and clicks record* ready...

Woman: *places coffee on table* enjoy.

*winks * I will. *I picked up the coffee and took a couple of sips*

Ben: Jeff?

Yeah.

Ben: You okay?

I guess nothing happened,*trys to place coffee on the table but can't stop shaking*THIS COFFEE IS SO GOOD, DO WANT TO TRY!!!!

Ben: No?

TO BAD!!!!*I through the coffee at Ben*

Ben: THE FUCK, JEFF!!!

THAT STUFF HAS TO ILLEGAL HOW CAN IT TASTE SO GOOD!!!!!!IM FLOATING !!!!!

Ben: aren't you special.

YES I AM IVE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE TIME AND NEVER GOT...

Random guy 1: Did he just say kill?

Random girl 1: your right.

Ben: Jeff causing a scene.Stop.

No way! HEY EVERYBODY IM A KILLER AND IM NOT AFRIAD TO SAY SO. SO IS MY GAY FRIEND OVER HERE. HE ONLY KILLS GIRLS THOUGHT.

Ben: JEFF YOU ASSHOLE STOP IT!!!!! YOUR GOING TO CAUSE A...

Woman: that guy over there is also a rapist! He was just harassing me!!

Ben: ugh

Of course I was look at you and everyone else. I'll straight up have intercourse with you right NOW.

Woman: What?

Ben: Jeff stop.*he grabbed my arm and pulled me back*

What are you doing!GET THE FUCK OFF, SHE WANTS MY PENIS.

NO SHE DOESNT DICKHEAD, ITS THE SHIT OF COFFEE TALKING SNAP OUT OF IT.

NOOOOOOO*pulles out a knife and stabs Ben in the elbow* I SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE.

Ben: :(

Woman...*i turned my head around, she flinched* How are you.

Woman: I don't want to talk to you...

And why not.

Woman: Your a killer.

So and your a average looking girl.

Woman: average?

You know what, COME TO PAPA

Woman: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Ben smacked me on the head with a tray, and I blacked out*

2 hours later

Ben: That's why your not allowed to drink coffee Jeff..

I hardly believe that I actually did that come on...

Ben: okay then, I'll just have to show you the video.

GO AHEAD!

SIGNS OFF