ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 32: Were Going Back

Merri2000

"I ask and dare you to do a lot of things cx. anyway another dare for Jeff . I dare you and whoever you are with to go back to rehab and on the last day cx KILLING SPREEEEE!!!!"

Yes you do.....hmm....Rehab? Again?

Pirate Percy: Sailor Jeff, can I have some cereal?

PERCY!!!!!!!WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!!!

Pirate Percy: There was a spider on my ship *Shivers*

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON LAND?!?!?!?

Pirate Percy: Throw your T.V, you still have the station...

UGH!!!

Pirate Percy: so can I?

No were going to rehab!!! * I grabbed his hand and shoved him out the door* why did it have to be him....

Pirate Percy: Rehab? Is that a land, or a type of ship?

Sure...(were not going to late long...)

Day 1: 

Pirate Percy: Jeff.....

Yeah....

Pirate Percy: This isn't a ship, is it?

NO SHIT, Percy!

Day 2:

*We were put in a white room, where they took my FUCKING KNIFE AGAIN and Percy's hat* *So were in stray jackets, in the boring room*

Percy.....

Pirate Percy: Yes! 

Have you ever given someone a blowjob....

Pirate Percy: What's that? Is it some kind of hug?

Yep *I smirked* You should tell the next nurse that comes in here for one.

Pirate Percy: Okay *smilies*

*Door opens and a nurse walks in*

Pirate Percy: Miss can I give you a Blowjob, it might make you feel better

(DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH)........

Nurse: *Gasp* *And slaps Percy*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pirate Percy: What did I do *tears start running down his cheek*

Nurse: *leaves*

guess she doesn't like hugs(hahhahahahahahah, too innocent)

Day 3

(Okay now I'm missing my knife. God its boring in here)

Pirate Percy: *sleeping on the floor*

How the hell can he sleep knowing people are watching him?

Pirate Percy:..............

(I'M SO BOOOOOOORRREEEDDDDD)

*I spot a stranged of hair, and picked it up*

...percy....*I whispered*

Pirate Percy: *sounded asleep*

*I rubbing the hair, on his neck* OH MY GOD THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK!!!!!!

Pirate Percy: *eyes snapped open** and he swung his fist and hit my nose*

DAMN IT!!!!!! *I touched my nose, and its bleeding* YOU LITTLE BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!