ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 92: Cuppy Cake

frankiestillwell

*blood all over me and eats an eyeball* took care of those cops, anyway, I dare Ben to go to sally and sing "your my cupcake", but you have to have no clothes on, and Jeff gets to tape it. if Ben doesn't do it, he can't touch any electrets;-) shouldn't have laughed at Jeff.

*burst out laughing*I love you irony..

Ben: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!

What well you choice 3 inches?

Ben: I love my game stations, and phones..

One simple choice

Ben: but sally's...sally...What if she doesnt recover...

What are you talking about idiot..

Ben: Isn't it obvious I'ma guy

So am I, but more manly, and Bob's a dog..

Smile Dog: Dont GET THAT RETARD MIXED WITH US, PALE ASS!!

*ignores* WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS YOUR NOT EVEN THAT OLD DICK. YOUR LIKE 13TH OR SOMETHING. SHE'S 10 RIGHT SO WHY SO DUMB!

Ben: Because Ben not everyone can be so lady whore!!!!

*Snaps, grabs a knife and cuts off all of Bens clothing and picked him up*

Ben: Ahhh the awkward drift!!!!

STOP MOVING YOUR JUNK IS TOUCHING MY FACE, I SWEAR I'LL CUT IT OFF!!!!

Ben: ..sorry...

You better be!

Ben: not for that...

For what?

Ben: BOB, JEFF IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!!

O.O

Bob: * rushes through the living room and kitchen, tackles me and Ben laid on the floor* COPPERS GOT YOU, STEP AWAY FROM THE YOUNG GIRL!!!YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN FINE ANYTHING YOU DO OR SAY WILL BE TURNED TO WINE.

...that make no sense get OFF..

Ben: How do you feel now ass hole!!!! *laughs*

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GOING TO-

*the door to the guest room opens and Sally walks outside*

Sally: Ben I think I ate too much can-*sees Bob on top of me, and they looks over at Ben. While staring intensely at his goodies*

Ben: ((Shit)) *Starts singing under nervousness*

You're my honeybunch, sugar plum~

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin~

You're my sweetie pie~

You're my cuppycake, gumdrop~

Snoogums, boogums, you're~

The apple of my eye~

Sally: *grabs a bucket and vomits*

Ben: Do I look that bad...

SIGNS OFF