Question 82: I'M THE KILLER

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frankiestillwell

Jeff, I dare you to go and dance/sing "I'm in love with a killer" to the cops, then kill them all, if you do this, I'll be your sex toy! :-P so don't back out, oh and Ben has to tape it!!!:-P


In front of a Police Office

*Ben was holding a boombox, and his iPhone, as he placed it on the floor. He started it up*

Girl perpare for a HELL of Sex when I'm done!

Ben: *points at two cops coming outside* Jeff hurry look!!

Okay Put it on! *The music begins*

A little danger's never stopped me before...
Seduced by hypnotic eyes and a kiss to die for
Everything you do causes me pain...
Torture me with a smile, burning me with your flame

*I raised both of my hands and shaked them like stars*


Yeah TURN IT UP, this f-f-f-fire inside
Yeah TURN ME UP, your body's a weapon tonight
You CUT ME UP, cut me up stab me straight through the heart
Don't you know I'm in love...

*I marched in places, placing my hands on my hips shaking my booty. Then I turned around, shifting my shoulders side to side. Before jumping in the air, and facing the cops*

...with a killer, it's driving me wild
masochistic thriller, your my burning desire
Don't care if I make it out alive
K-k-killer, Love me til the day that I die

*I was completely off key that Ben started to laugh, but I was almost done so I just flicker him off, and spinned around, tapping my foot*


I taste blood every time that we kiss...
Get lost in your gaze when you're lickin your lips
I'm lyin' here, I'm holdin' my breath...
Can't wait for you to love me to death

*I ran my finger over my face to my lips and I swear one of the cops bit there lips*

Yeah TURN IT UP, this f-f-f-fire inside
Yeah TURN ME UP, your body's a weapon tonight
You CUT ME UP, cut me up stab me straight through the heart
I'm madly in love...

*I waved my hands on my sides, and rolled my head around with a huge broken smile, before rolling on the floor*


...with a killer, it's driving me wild
masochistic thriller, your my burning desire
Don't care if I make it out alive
K-k-killer, Love me til the day that I die
K-k-killer
K-k-killer
K-k-killer
K-k-killer

*I pushed my hips up and down, before rolling over on all fours, whipping my hairs, and humping the air*


You can stab my heart a million times
I'll still lick up the blood and smile
You can stab my heart a million times
Cuz I know that I'm to ready die...

*I pulled off my hands to stand up leaving the polices shocked there mouths wide open, and I clapped my hands together swaying to the left and then the right*


I'm madly in love...
...with a killer, it's driving me wild
masochistic thriller, your my burning desire
Don't care if I make it out alive
K-k-killer, Love me til the day that I die
K-k-killer
K-k-killer
K-k-killer
K-k-killer

*The song ended, and I taked a deep breath, scratching my head* DONE

Ben: *Claps* THAT WAS AMAZING JEFF YOU ARE A TRUE SLUT, COME GIVE ME A LAP DANCE WHY DONT YOU.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEN, IT WAS A DARE!!!

Ben: You seem to like it more than it seemed*waves the phone around*

BEN YOU DICK-

*Suddenlt a bullet shot through the phone and it fell to the floor*

O.O

Ben: O.O

Cop 10: YOU IDIOTS THAT THE GUY THAT PRANKED CALLED UP MONTHS AGO! AND KILLED OUT CHIEF!!!

SHIT!

SIGNS OFF

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