ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 33: Why won't this day end

EmoResurrection

"Jeff XD Would you rather go on a killing spree with Jane or be stuck with Slender Man all day".

Killing spree with Jane......she doesn't kill...

And Slenderman, is so boring his like a molester.....I don't do that shit...

Ben:*intensely playing video games*

Jane or Slenderman....

Ben:.........

Slenderman or Jane.....

Ben:............

Jane or.......

Ben: GOD DAMN IT HE CHOOSES JANE!!!!!!

O.O

Ben: IM TRYING TO FINISH FINAL FANSTAY IV, BUT YOU WONT SHUT UP!!!!!!

Don't.You.Yell.At.ME!!!!!!!!!

Ben: THEN STOP TALKING!!!!!

YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!

Ben: *glares* I hate you...

Go suck a dick...

Ben:*goes back to playing video games*.........

You know what killing spree with Jane sounds like a lot of fun...UNLIKE YOU!!!!!!!!

*I went outside *

..stupid Ben,and his video games..that little punk should be happy I let him stay...

Jane:.........

Jane?* I looked up at a tree*

Jane: .......

Are we really going to go through this again!

Jane: What do you want, killer!!!!!!

Just came to ask if you wanted to join me on a killing spree...

Jane:.......

Jane?

Jane: *jumped out of a tree with a knife in hand* NEVER!!!!!!!!

*i sighed* ..... Everyone has sticks up there asses*punches Jane in the face and picks her up over my shoulder*

Jane:*KO*

Killing spree here we GOOO !!!!!!!

*At a modern family house*

Jane: LET ME GO!!!!!!

.......

Jane: I HAVE RIGHTS AND YOU ARE VIOLATING THEM !!!!!!!!

GOD SHUT UP ALREADY*Throws her to the floor* I CAN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. SO DONT PUSH IT!!!!!!

Jane: Sorry...

Alright, there are 3 kids, 1 girl around 11. A boy around 7 and a baby boy around 2. The mom is a teacher and the dad is a business man. So do you want the kids or the parents?

Jane:........

..........

Jane:........

>:(

Jane: :/

YOU GET THE KIDS!!!

Jane:....ok

*entering the house*

*click*

Jane: Did you hear that?

Shut up!

Jane: But it sounded like a.....

JANE SHUT UP YOULL WAKE THE.....

*lights turn on*

My eyes....*squint*

Jane:AH!

What??!?!

Mom: you think you can treat us...

Dad: and kill our family...

Girl : we'll your going to have a problem...

Jane: ....Jeff, I hate you...

I hate you too, BUT LETS RUN!!!!!!

*everyone in the modern family pull out a gun, and shoots*

Jane:AHHHHHHH!MY LEGGG *fall down on the grass* JEFFF....

Eh?!??

Jane: HELP ME...

sorry you'll only drag me down, have fun *. Runs off*

Jane:JEFFFF YOU ASSHOLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

ITS KILL OR BE KILLED!!!!

*Sign off*