ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 93: Online

AwkwardLife_Kpop

I dare Jeff and Ben to be gay for a week. They both have to set up a gay online dating profile...SORRY JEFF..NOT REALLY WE ALL KNOW YOU AND BEN ARE DATING C;

What the hell!!!! No!

Ben: That's an insult...were not dating....I don't date dicks.

NEITHER DO I BASTARD!!!

Ben: Have you even used an dating site?

Why would I thata for lonely, horny guys who have no balls to face reality.

Ben: Great so I don't have to explain it.

.........where in my sentence did I say yes..

Ben: *picks up the laptop and flops on the couch*

*I picked up my laptop and plop next to him*

Ben: Wait you must answer this correctly to be trully gay..

*gulps*

Ben: What is your favorite show.

....Sex in the city..modern family,  and pretty little liars...

Ben: Damn your ready homo!

*punched Ben in the shoulder* Shut up and help me take a selfie.

Ben: *hold up a camera* okay

*creepy glare into the camera my shirt half lifted to the angle. and tongue out.*

Ben: Say you give the best blow jobs.

*smirks* You give the best blow jobs.

Ben: Fuck you!*tosses me the camera*

Are you taking a picture too?

Ben: No camera can capture such a fabulous face.

O.O you said the f word.

Ben: 0.0 it slipped out ..man..

like your man card, because NO MAN SHOULD USE ThaT WORD!!!! BEN

Ben: *pouts* I'm sorry

don't be its your card...*computer bings*

Ben: What was that?

Your woman card was just sent.

Ben: SHUT UP!!!

*looks at the video message and opens it* Some guy sent me something

Ben: What?

*The guy was naked holding his PENIS, in his hand*

Ben: ITS PORN, THE BAD ONE!!!!

You sir need to put on some pants and go check your life.

GUY: Come I know you like it. Sexy~

Are you talk to me.

GUY: Your gay right?

Ben: *winks at me*

......yeah...

GUY: You don't like jerking off?

THE FUCK! NOT WHEN ANOTHER Man DOES IN FRONT OF ME! SHit I was about to ear pie!

GUY: Ohhh.*pulls a blanket over his cock*sorry.

..yeah..me too..

Ben: *pulls on some headphones and watches his screen*

Guy: Can we start over...My name is Anthony,  you are?

Jeff...

GUY: Nice to meet you *smiles*

yeah...So is this dating site just an exchange of bullshit conversations..

GUY: I guess,  other times its just a lot of horny assholes

like yourself?

GUY:ha, I wouldn't be here if I was would I Jeff. Dont get me wrong I like sex, like anyother guys but I can tell your not ready for that.

what do you mean..I AINT GETTING IT UP THE ASS!!

GUY: *Laughs* Your too cute..

*blushes slighlty* shut the fuck up.

GUY: You really are expectly since I got to speak to you. Your really unquie so bold, headstrong,  tough as fuck. I like that, even your cold exterior is sexy as hell.

*blushes darkly* Please stop...

GUY: *Moves close up to the camera* are yoy blushing?

*covered my face* ...no..leave me alone...

GUY: Awwww, I'm sorry I'm probably freaking you out. Ill go..

no..can we meet up on Friday the movies or diner.

GUY: Sure~♥

okay...*nervously waves goodbye* see ya.

*Front door slams open*

???: SWEETHEART IM HERE, AND BORED LETS FUCK!!!

GUY: O.O

*flinches* *lookw over at Ben who's attention I on his laptop*

GUY: Is everything okay?

*lj peek out from the corner of the room*

Laughing Jack: JEFFFFFF

*Slams computer shut* WHAT?!?!WHAT DO YOU WANT BASTARD, UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!IF I HAD MY KNIFE ID GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, DICK!!!

Laughing Jack: ....someones pmsing....

*growls and looks over at Ben's screen* O.O *steals it from him, and stands on the couch*YOUR WATCHING GAY PORN!!!

Ben: GIVE IT BACK!!!!!

Laughing Jack: HE EVEN HAS A PRETTY LITTLE TENT!!

Ben: LITTLE!?!

hahahhahah!

Ben: GIVE IT BACK OR ILL STEAL YOURS..

I'm done...

Ben: WITH YOUR GAY LOVER~

Laughing Jack: gay lover!!!!?

asshat crashed in and I had to log off..

Ben: YOU DIDNT SAVE HIS NAME..

WHY?

Ben: so his added in you list, if you don't have one then his gone. unless magical comes on from random searching chat. but thats impossible...

*the saddest song played on the smallest violin* ........you lying...

Laughing Jack: WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTTER ALL YOU NEED IS ME!!!!

shut the fuck up, or i promise you I'll gut you, I'll gut you and feed you to BOB

Ben: damn..

*picks up laptop and walks up* Ill find him, if I have to search all night.

The Next Morning

*tv searching on the couch*

Ben: your up early?Did you find him?

WHY?

Ben: You seemed upset?

I AINT GOT TIME FOR HIM, OR THE BULLSHIT SEARCHING, PRETTY LITTLE LIAR IS ON!

Ben: ohhhhhhhh k.....

Signs Off