InsaneHuman
"I dare you to steal hoodie and masky's cheesecake"
Ewwwwwww, I hate cheesecake :P But whatever.
* gets up and leaves the house*
*The Home of the Proxies*
Hoodie: *robotic voice* Masky how long is it going to take, come on.
Masky:*looks at the timer* You can not rush perfection.
Hoodie:But I'm not rushing perfection in rushing you. You've been cooking this for 2 hours now.
Masky: I'll ignore your smart remark, but dont worry only a few more mintues.
Hoodie: (Groans)
Masky: If you think cooking is so easy then you do it.
Hoodie: Um-My knowledge isnt capable of holding the capiticity of food.
Masky:Then why are you eating.
Hoodie:.....
Masky:mmmhhhmm-(sassy nation)
*Ding Dong*
Hoodie: ILL GET IT !!!!!! *jumps up and runs*
Masky: STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE *waves a big spoon*
Hoodie:*tip-toes*Who is it
.................
*opens the door*
SUP!
Hoodie: GOD NO!!!!!!!!!*Trys to close the door**But i push him off guard*MASKY THE JOKER IS BACK, I REPEAT THE JOKER IS-*gets stepped on*
Shut up, dont ruin the surpise, "oh loyal proxy"*laughs*
Hoodie: Dont you dare go into the kitchen *stands up and swings*
To slow grandma *counters the punch and knee's Hoodie*
Hoodie:GUH!!!!*falls back*
HAHAAHAA!!!!!*dashes to the kitchen*
Masky: Hey, Hoodie i couldnt quite hear what you-
Whatca cooking*Grins*
Masky: Get out of my house Jeff, you not allowed to be here.You know that.*looks over at the oven*
Wrong answer *leaps over the table*
MAsky: BACKWARD TO UNCIVILIZED MONSTER, BACK, BACK *waving around the spoon*
OH, shut up*and pulls out a knife*
Masky:*spots it* Dont hurt me *lays on the floor*
Know thats how i like it *Opens up the oven and takes out the dish*
Hoodie: *limps into the kitchen* THE CHEESECAAAKKKKEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*signs off*
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