ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 42: Baby Daddy

HyperActiveKitty

"For the next dare that your doing, I dare you jeff to go out in the park and try to pick up a girl using your kid! Girl love guys with kids. :3"

OH SHUT UP CARTER YOUR FUCKING WHINNG IS BULL!!!!!!

Ben: What an amazing father you are....

SHUT UP BEN I WASN'T ASKING YOU!!!!!!*stops pushing the stroller with Carter*

Ben: Whatever, I just came to watch you fail at your dare.

Do I smell shit coming from your mouth!

Ben: Incorrect! Your smelling cockyness from yourself.

Dickhead please.

Ben: ...is that even a word who made that up?

Look, look, look! Theres girls with no penis around!

Ben: O.o

Here watch my stroller, I'll pick up Carter.

Ben: Wait!

*I pulled Carter out of the stroller and he starts screaming and crying* The Fuck! Whats your problem!

Ben:.....

Carter: WAH!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING CRY YOU FREELOADING DICK!!! HOW THE HELL DOES SLENDY DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP!!!! LITERACY YOU SHIT EVERY 5 MINUTES!!! DO YOU DO THIS TO FUCK ME AROUND!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR OWN SHIT, FAG.

Girl #1 : O.O *runs over to me*

See Ben I'm a chick magnet*smirks*

Girl #!: *Kicks Me in the balls* GO TO HELL!!!!! HOW COULD YOU YELL AT A BABY!!!!

Girl #2: Yeah

Girl #3: WE SHOULD CUT OFF YOUR BALLS.

Ben: I'LL HELP YOU TOO, I HATE THIS GUY. HE'S SO MEAN TO HIS OWN SON. *Sobs*

Girl #1: awwwww *hugs ben*

Girl #3: Now this is a gentleman *kisses bens forehead*

Girl #2: Want to go buy some icecream.

Ben: Yes please * Looks over at me and winks*

(FUCK YOU BEN, FUCK YOU TO BLOODY HELL) *Groans to the pain in my balls, as the gang of girls walk off with Ben*

Carter: *Burps* Fuck!

O.O

Carter: Fuck! Fuck!

Thats right Carter, Ben's a fucking bastard. *I stood up, and picked up Carter from his stroller*

Carter: Ben?

Yes, *I smiled, pull Carter closer to my face. He grabbed my bangs and pulled them* Whooa!!

Carter: *giggles*

You know what your not half bad?

Girl #4: OH MY GOD YOUR SON IS SO CUTE!!!!!

Huh? *I turned around and saw a girl, smiling like a creepier*

Girl #4: Whats his name?

Carter...

Girl #4: Oh my his mom must be beautiful his such a cute baby.

Thank you but, he doesnt have a mom anymore. She..

Girl #4: I'm so sorry for your lose.

(I'm not..I wish she took this THING with here) its okay, at least I have Carter he looks alot like her. But I'm doing this for her. I promised to love our son with enough love for the both of us. Those were her last words. *I winced, trying not to snicker*

Girl #4: *crying, blowing her nose with tissues* Please take this. If you need someone to talk to. You have me, okay.

Thank you *she give me a hug, and touched Carters forehead*

Girl #4: *Walks away while waving at me and Carter*

hahahahhahhaahahahaha* I looked down at Carter* WHY ARE GIRLS SO STUPID!! AND EASY!!!!

SIGNS OFF