Rpg_Minx
"CAN you hook me up with Ben?*smilies and fang show* I'm minx the vampire gamer but people call me minx"
Minx, sounds alot like Jinx. Are you'll two related because I'm going to kill you.....
Eyeless Jake: I dont think so?
WILL I DO!!!!!I'M NOT HELPING THIS MOTHER [BEEP].....WHAT THE [BEEP]...WHY AM I BEING BEEPED????
Ben: Because you swear way to much. Its not attactive...POTTY MOUTH
DON'T PLAY WITH ME [BEEP], BECAUSE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE [BEEP],WITH [BEEP] ON YOU [BEEP] [BEEP]. This is no fun, when I sound like a flip phone.....
Ben: This is good for you now you can fix you vocabulary. *smiles and hands me a book*
dictionary?
Ben: Yes, its never to early to improve your grammer.
This is a pile of [BEEP], You [BEEP] head.
Eyeless Jake: You have a date today, Ben.
Ben: huh? With who.
your mom. *snicker, and walking over to a couch and sits down*
Ben: Whatever....*looks a eyeless jake*.
Eyeless Jake: Her name is Minx and she a vampire gamer!!!!!!!!
Ben:GAMER!!!!!!* runs over to the computer and reads her profile page* HOLY SHIT!!!!SHE'S COOL!!!
OH SO YOU CAN SWEAR BUT I CAN'T YOU [BEEP], I hope she gives you STD or AIDs
Ben: Anyway?!?!Where can I met her?
Eyeless Jake: *types* In an hour, at Royal Rices. You know the new chinese restuarant.
Ben: Okay.
AND!!!!!*Walks over to Ben, and wraps an arm around his neck* I'll be your wingman. *wink*
Ben: NO!!!!!!!
Eyeless Jake: Seriously?!
WHY NOT!!!!
Ben: Because your only going to tell me to do dirty, and perverted things. I know what goes on in your head.
But, I can't really say anything because I'm [BEEP]..So can I...
Ben..mhm....
Eyeless Jake:....
Ben: Fine, but Eyeless Jake is going to give me to adivice and you can listen. DONT SAY ANYTHING!!!
Sure!
Royal Rices
*Ben walked into the place with a gray t-shirt and some navy blue jeans. He sat next to the window, and glance out. We were in the bushes in front of the window, watching me. He gaves us a thumbs up and so did Eyeless Jake*
????: BEN!!
Ben: Minx?
Minx: You came!! * she ran towards him and gave him a hug*
(SO BORING, TAKE OFF YOUR SHUT [BEEP] ARE YOU SERIOUS MY MIND TOO)
Ben: *smiled back. And she sat in front of him* So how are you?
Minx: Good, GREAT!!!
Ben: Thats good* he scratched his head, and glanced over at the window*
He needs help?
Eyeless Jake: I know!!!!* he pulled out his phone and said* Talk about video games.
Ben:*smiled* Have you played-
SO BORING!!!!!!!!JUST [BEEP] HER, YOU DONT NEED TO TALK WHEN YOU [BEEP].....
Eyeless Jake: hahahhah, you sound retarded!!!!! beep, beep. You sound like a robot, killer. HA!
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP.BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP] *Growls*
*Jumped on top of him, and started punch his face. But he kept laughing when I spoke*
Minx: BEN ARE YOU OKAY!!!!!!!
[BEEP] BEN!!!*I grabbed the phone and said* Calm Down....
Ben: *whispered in a way Minx couldn't hear* I dont know what to do...OR FREAKIN SAY.
STOP SWEARING BECAUSE I CAN'T!!!!!Just be yourself, thats why she likes you. So stop acting like a girl with hormones.
Ben: Okay....Thanks man.
No problem, but when you hit the next level.
Ben: Level?
You know...
Ben:.....
Intercourse!!!!Retard
Ben: OH!! I will!
Good!
*SIGNS OFF*
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