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"Happy birthday ChocolateBluZ! I dare Jeff to go on a date with ChcolateBluZ as a birthday treat and you have to be polite and civilized".
That's impossible ......She dead......you want me to lug around a corpse.....EW!!!
Puppeteer: what happened!!!
I have to go on a date with ChocolateBluZ......But *point on the floor* she's that.
Puppeteer:*finishes his sandwhich* Ill help you!!!!!If you let me in on your date...
Sure, as long as you don't fuck it up. She's the one with the black puffy hair.
Puppeteer:* pulles out a doll and attachs string to the matching limbs**then he starts chanting something, until gas filled the from* DONT OPEN THE DOOR, JEFF!!!!!!!
DUDE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SEE WHERE IM GOING DAMN IT.* suddenly the gas swift around the ChocolateBluz and the doll* * then they drop to the ground*
Puppeteer: ok Im done * Walks over to the fridge* Im getting a sandwich.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE LOOKS LIKE PLASTIC, SHE NO LONGER DECAYING. WHERES HER CLOTHES SHE LOOKS LIKE A.....
Puppeteer: ...doll, yep I transfered her life force into that small doll and the dolls life force into her no more decaying body.
WHAT, SO IM GOING ON A DATE WITH A DOLL, THAT SOUNDS SICK.
ChocolateBluZ: It's your fault I'm like this, all I wanted was to interview you.*starts crying*and now I'm a doll...
Puppeteer:*throws bread at me* do something Jeff, she's crying.
UGH!!!!!!!!!!*walks over to ChocolateBluZ *stop crying it's giving me a headache, stein .
ChocolateBluZ : why should I * spits on my face*
Ha, your funny *grabs her leg and dangles her*were going on a date.
ChocolateBluZ :What!?!!?!?!
Puppeteer : And I'll be watching y'all *smirks* shall we go?
Whatever, *carries ChocolateBluZ out the door* Im only doing this because of the dare.
ChocolateBluZ :I understand *she rested her head on my chest*
~AMC Movies~
ChocolateBluZ :can we watch that movie with the haunted mirror.Oculus.
(What, is that's shit. Does she think I know what she means. The fuck does she think I am.) sure
Puppeteer: what kind of movie is it, ChocolateBluZ ?
ChocolateBluZ :horror, mystery :)
Puppeteer: cool.
Come on guys I've got the tickets!!!!!!!!
Puppeteer& ChocolateBluZ : okay!!!! :D
~Watching the Movies~
~ChocolateBluZ is sitting between puppeteer and I ~
~ChocolateBluZ has the popcorn, I have the skittles and puppeteer has the nachos~
( I have to act civilized I have to act) if you get scared you can hold my hand.
Puppeteer: thank you Jeff
I wasn't talking to you, puppeteer.
Puppeteer: I know, I just wanted to see your reaction, honey boo boo x3
Grrrr!!!!!YOUR PISSING ME OFF, DONT CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChocolateBluZ : shhhhhh, the movies starting....
(FUCK OFF, I DONT WANT TO WATCH THIS DAMN MOVIE) okay.
~30 minutes with in the movie~
What's going on!!!!!!!!! She bite a lightbulb but it was an apple.
Puppeteer: There dad killed there mom, the fuck is going on.
ChocolateBluZ : it's the mirror, it's haunted...
BY SAINT!!!!!!
ChocolateBluZ: *eats some popcorn* it's haunted by evil spirits..
Oh( This movie is crazy but it's not bad) * looks over at puppeteer* ( he seems terrified)* pokes ChocolateBluZ shoulder* look at puppeteer his pissing himself
ChocolateBluZ :*laughs* just watch the movie.
Ok,ok(she smiled for the first time, wow. It's been a long time since I seen a smile so..)
Puppeteer: SHHHHIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* runs off*
(Huh? ) (looks at the girl in the red hair get the weights stabbed into her neck)OH GOD!!!!!!!!
ChocolateBluZ : *laughs* you guys
*picks up ChocolateBluZ * WERE LEAVING, THIS HELL HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
ChocolateBluZ : o.o awww, no fair.
~At Home~
WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT TO WATCH THAT MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?
ChocolateBluZ: it looked interesting :p
Puppeteer: my eyes, my eyes *goes to the bathroom*
WHATEVER, AT LEAST YOU HAD FUN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY * lays on the couch*
ChocolateBluZ : thank you * kisses cheek* goodbye Jeff.
Wait, what!?!?!?
(ChocolateBluZ transforms back into a doll, and the body starts to decay)
....no..
Puppeteer: oohhh, I ship it XD!!!!!!!!!!
*sign off*
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