ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 80: Hard or Gentle Fucking Pick

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I dare Jeff to... Go on a date with scissor mouth..You have to treat her like a lady.. after that, you have to let do it..(STAY ON TOP)

Why is it that you guys want me to date everyone when I’m a father and husband!

Ben: No one cares!

Mary: Since it was grape and I wasn’t aware, these girls or CP’s can have you…

*huff*Whatever, Ben do you still have Scissor Mouth’s number?

Ben:Yep!

Then text her to meet me at Oliver Garden

Ben: Okay Romeo, I bet your going to end up gone for a week..

This isn’t LJ, this is a weed addict TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

Oliver Garden

*Ive been waiting for 3 hours in a chair, booth thing, completely bored*

Waitress: Do you want to order?

Do I look like I want to order, you SLUT in a suit! Come back later!

Waitress:*scoffs*

Where the hell is she, is she even coming, wait shes probably high damn it!

*Suddenly a girl in a stunning dress approached me, hair in a bun with some light make up and jewelry*

Guah,Guah,Guah~~

Scissor Mouth: Sorry for keeping you waiting I had some stuff to take care of.

Guah guah*I slapped myself*its okay.

Scissor Mouth:*sit down*

You look nice. Scissor Mouth.

Scissor Mouth: Thank you Killer, so why did you invite little old me~

I just*remembers the dare* so I wanted to apologize

Scissor Mouth:*blinks* You apologize?Why?

For being so horrible rude to you, making you feel like a monster and disrespected.*took her hand*I should of never said such a thing to a beautiful angel like you…

Scissor Mouth:…..

……..

Scissor Mouth:*cracks up*OH JEFF your killing me~!

What?

Scissor Mouth: I don’t care if you treat me like that, why would I have stay if I didnt

want to. I like it when your rough and hard to get~

((So does LJ, I think ben might be right? -_-)) you do?

Scissor Mouth: * grabs my collar of my hoodie, pulling me to her face only inches away*

Then lets cut this shit short,  and go down to

business~!!I wand you naked, under me and fucked~!

Scissor Mouth: Know that’s the Jeff I want to hear~ I’VE GOT NO UNDERWEAR~

((To save to a crap load of : these, I’ll

put the whole fuck lesson in a story))

Her

hands that were holding onto my collar, pulled me in closer. I climbed over the

table, holding the side of her neck. As she fell backwards into the booth, I

leaned down to kiss her stitched. Her grip on my collar, lowered to my back.

There was no way this was going to be gentle, like there’s no fun in that you

fuck to fuck not to be sweet. To I deepen the kisses, and she matched my pace perfectly,

so rough, and needy at the same time I liked it! I ran one of my hands, on the

inside of her thigh, and felt a pair of scissor. Pulling it out, I pulled away

only inches from her lips, with a smirk. “You naughty girl,” I exclaimed, as

her breathy air blew across my face. Her hands that was on my back, each to my

crotch and squeezed it in the material. I groaned softly, and she licked her

lips seductivalty. As she stood up, un buckling my pant’s and kissing down my

neck roughly. Damn it, I was enjoy this so much, must be domainate, I though to

myself. But was caught off guard when she climbed on my lap. Lifting her dress

up in the process, own my jeans were down. Her lips inches away from my neck,

and pushed my back on the booth. I looked up at her seducative grinned, as she

unzipped my hoodie, to place her hands on my chest.  DAMN IT CAN SHE BE ANY MORE SEXY! THIS WEED

SNORTING BITCH! “You little friend seem excited to see me~”, revealing little

Jeff as he popped out. I scoffed, “Tensing isn’t fun Scissor-“ I was cut of

with a loud groan of pleasure, when she pressed her hips down, insert my LITTLE

JEFF, into her SCISSOR WHOLE. (AND YOU THOUGH I WASN’T GOING TO CENSORE MY

WORDS, HA YOU DICKS)) I gripped my hands on her hips and thrust my hips up as she

came down. She whipped her head back, moaning loudly, as she ran her hands on

my chest. Without stopping, I sat up holding her legs over my shoulders. As I

banging harder into her, with her back pressed against the wall of the booth.

“A~aah” She moaned, running her fingers through my hair as she pulled roughly

on it. I groaned liking the pain, as I pulled out slowly, and slammed right

into her hitting her sweet spot I knew way to well. She howled, loudly, panting

as she said, “Please, go faster~” Her voice was music to my ears. “As you wish

Bitch~” I whispered into her ear huskily, repeating the motion. For what seem

like FOREVER!!!! Until I felt, her SCISSORS become tighter, and she gripped my

hair tigher, her back arched as she wailed with her head tilted back. “Jeff~”

Before she climaxed, and so after I did so, with my signature nickname. “Damn

it Pot Head, I can hold back~” and I didn’t even pull out I came right inside

of her. Breathing heavily, as did she I let go of her legs and pulled out.

Little Jeff was COMPLTETLY satisfied.

Waitress:Sir are you ready for you-

Youcame at the right time missy~* started to zip up my pant*

Scissor Mouth: Yeah can I have a glass of water~*smiles as she fixes her dress*

Waitress:*turns away*

SIGNS OFF