ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 22: The Popo are coming

InsaneHuman

"Sorry bout that guys yaoi you guys, But I dare you to get caught by police"

Ben: WHY?!?!

Shut up Ben this sounds interesting....caught by police. Will why not.

Ben: JEFF?!?!?DON'T DO IT!!!!

Oh shut up Ben your not my mom, and I should know I killed her *picks up a bag and puts inside a laptop*

Ben: * jumps off of the chair* Your crazy!!!!!

Aren't we all!!!!

Ben:........*picks up ChocolateBLuZ* What would you she saw

That I should serve a life in prison. like seriously I killed her, HA.

Ben: Dudde..*starts glowing* I'll be on your laptop, recording your stupidity.

Ha,ha very funny...

Ben: *disappears*

So what should I *looks over at the corspes* Ohhh*picks up phone and types 9-1-1*

Operator: 911 what's your emergency.

I just killed a girl and want the Popo to come

Operator: Sir who is this?

Your mom :P

Operator: What the hell, are you prank calling

*Boom, boom*

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: MASTER LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!

Operator: Whats going on??!?

Bob: IT GOES BOOM, BOOM!!!!!!!!!

PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN!!!!!!!

Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!*jumps around shotting the gun*

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

Operator: were sending over some our cops know, you sorry son of a-

*hangs up*BEN HELP ME TAKE DOWN BOB. HE'S PUTTING HOLES ON MY CEILING.

Ben: Nah.

What, why the hell not!!!!

Ben: Dude he'll shoot me, I don't wanna die

So does hollywood undead but-

Bob: ILL SHOOT YOU NO WORRY!!!!

THE FU-

*Knock, Knock*

Ben: Who's there?

Police: Open the door.

Ben: What if I can't.

Police: WHAT, I'm knock the door down.

*Popo knocks down the door and pulles out his gun*

Bob: THE POPOS ARE COMING, THERE COMING, THERE COMING *throws the gun at the popo*

BOB!!!!!!

Ben: He's here Jeff what are you going to do* leave Jeff's bag and holds the laptop*RECORD

You can arrest me * holds hand up*

Police: Jeff?

yep

Police: Whats wrong with your FACE.

.....

Ben: SAY ITS BEAUTIFUL, DO IT!!!!!!!!

Police: *moves closer to Jeff and puts gun in pocket* WHO DID THIS CRAP TO YOUR FACE!!!!!!

.......

Ben: STOP!!!!!!!

Police: Boy in dress, SHUT UP!!!!

Ben: You know what I tried* leaves computer on the desk and leaves*come along Bob

Bob: BARK BARK I'M A DOG, VERY HUNGRY!!!!!!!* runs to Ben, on all fours*

Police: This place is full of weirdo..

.....you can leave now....

Police: NO WAY THERE WAS A 911 EMERGENCY,WHAT HAPPENEND!!!!!!!!

your annoying me....

Police: I'm annoying you.What about that face, it's so FUCKIN ugly. Who ever did that to you has to die.

*grabs the polices gun** and shoots 3 times*SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Ben: Are you done* spots the popo on the floor* DUDE!!!

what?

Ben: You just shot him, how are you going to jail?!??!

AH,shit call 911 again, I won't shot them.

Ben: Hand me the gun.

*hands him the gun* Here.

Ben: Okay *picks up phone and leaves the room*

heheheehhe* pulles a knife out of my pants* I'M STABBING ALL THOSE BITCHES!!!!!!!!

*signs off*