Boyfriend: Your body reminds me of Mcdonalds.
Girlfriend: why? Because you're lovin' it? ;)
Boyfriend: No; because it's fat and greasy.
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Hey guys >:3 I'm really sorry, I promised I would update more often and I haven't updated in about two weeks, but I got poorly, and didn't get the chance to. I'm sorry 😭😭
Thank you to all the amazing people who have read this book, ily all <3
