Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have in total?
Me: Abnormally large hands, and a drinking problem
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True dat.

Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have in total?
Me: Abnormally large hands, and a drinking problem
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True dat.