Dog: Why have you bought flea shampoo?
Me: Uhm... To get rid of your fleas, genius.
Dog: You can't. I promised Paul, John, Ringo and George they could stay!
Me: You... Named your fleas?
Dog: They're the Fleatles.
Dog: They were like; "Help, we need somebody!"
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The Beatles are like one of my all time favourite bands c:
