Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aww, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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The husband has not been seen since Tuesday.
